What Time Does Jersey Shore Come On Tonight
Is It Just Me, Or...? A Very Important Question
Okay, people, let's get real. We've all been there. It's Thursday (or whatever day it airs), and a very important question plagues your mind. That question? "What time does Jersey Shore come on tonight?"
It's a critical question. Because let's face it, the evening schedule revolves around the antics of Snooki, Pauly D, and the whole crew. Admit it. You secretly love it.
The Eternal Struggle: Channel Surfing Chaos
The struggle is REAL. You could Google it, sure. But where's the fun in that? It's much more thrilling to frantically flip through channels hoping to stumble upon it.
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Is it on yet? Is it a rerun? These are the questions that keep us up at night (well, at least until 11 PM).
And let's be honest, sometimes the TV guide is a liar. You think it's on, only to find some nature documentary. Devastating.
My Unpopular Opinion: DVR is Cheating
Here's my controversial take: DVRing Jersey Shore is wrong. Okay, maybe not wrong, but definitely less fun.
Part of the joy is the anticipation! The live reactions! The communal experience of yelling at your TV with your friends!
Besides, what if something amazing happens during the commercials? You'd miss it! Think of the possibilities.
So, Seriously, What Time Is It On?
I refuse to just tell you. That would ruin the adventure. Plus, I might be wrong anyway. (Don't judge me!).
Instead, let's troubleshoot. What channel is it on? MTV, obviously. Are you on the East Coast or West Coast? Time zones matter!
If all else fails, call your friend who's always watching. They'll know. They always do.
The Cliffhanger: Will I Find Out?
The suspense is killing me! I need to see what drama Angelina has stirred up this week. Is Mike "The Situation" still sober? These things are important!
Maybe I should just cave and Google it. But no! I shall persevere! I shall channel surf until my fingers bleed! (Okay, maybe not bleed, but you get the point).
Wish me luck. And please, if you happen to know, maybe drop a subtle hint in the comments. No spoilers, though!
A Final Plea: Let's Bring Back Appointment Television!
Remember the good old days of appointment television? When everyone watched the same show at the same time? Those were simpler times.
Let's bring that back! Let's all agree to watch Jersey Shore at the same time, every week. United by our love of bad decisions and spray tans.
Who's with me? And again, if you do know the time... well, maybe just whisper it to yourself. But watch it live, people! Watch it LIVE!
And if you miss it? Blame Ronnie.
