What Season Of The Bachelorette Are We On

Okay, let's be real. Sometimes I think we're on Season 75 of The Bachelorette. Seriously, does it ever end?

Is It Just Me?

I love a good love story, don't get me wrong. But after watching countless limo entrances...it all starts to blur.

Remember the guy who showed up in a full suit of armor? Was that last season or five seasons ago? Time is a flat circle, people!

The "Journey"

They're always on a "journey." A journey to find love, a journey of self-discovery, a journey to get more Instagram followers.

I'm on a journey to find my car keys. Is that reality TV worthy? Probably not.

But honestly, sometimes the car keys feel more attainable than the perfect relationship on that show.

The Formula

There's definitely a formula, right? The "villain," the sensitive guy, the one who's obviously not there for the right reasons.

Then, the Bachelorette always says she's "never felt this way before," with like, three different guys. Relatable, though?

Come on! We all have those moments when we're overly enthusiastic. Though, they are usually fueled by too much wine and late-night conversations.

The Roses...And The Tears

So many roses. So many tears. I'm starting to think the rose industry is solely propped up by The Bachelor franchise.

And the tears? Well, sometimes they're genuine. Sometimes they're expertly timed for the cameras. Who knows?

I'm crying right now because I'm laughing too hard. Is that the same thing? Probably not.

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

Okay, brace yourselves. Here comes my unpopular opinion: I sometimes fast forward through the one-on-one dates.

There. I said it. I'm more interested in the group date drama. Sue me.

Give me a silly competition, a manufactured conflict, and a stolen kiss any day. Anyone else with me on this?

The "Most Dramatic Season Ever!"

Every season is the "most dramatic season ever!" Are they running out of adjectives? I feel like "slightly more dramatic than last season" is more accurate.

But hey, it gets us to tune in, doesn't it?

Maybe we're all just addicted to the drama. Maybe we're the real villains of The Bachelorette. Deep thoughts for a Monday.

So, What Season Is It Really?

Honestly, I've lost count. I think we're somewhere between Season 20 and Season Infinity.

But who cares, right? As long as there are roses, tears, and questionable decisions, I'll probably be watching.

Pass the popcorn! And maybe a spreadsheet to keep track of all the contestants.who is Connor B. again?

The Hope Remains

Deep down, even with all the manufactured drama, I root for them.

I want to believe that someone, somewhere, can actually find lasting love on The Bachelorette.

And if not? Well, there's always Bachelor in Paradise. The journey continues...

I'm going to go re-watch clips of the most outrageous moments. It’s research, I swear!