What Order Does The Conjuring Movies Go In

Okay, folks, let's talk The Conjuring. Not about demons (though, those are fun too!), but about the real horror: figuring out the dang movie order.

Chronological? Release date? Honestly, it's enough to make you scream louder than Lorraine Warren sensing evil.

The "Official" Order: Yawn

Everyone tells you to start with The Conjuring (2013). Then Annabelle (2014), then The Conjuring 2 (2016). Blah, blah, blah.

Look, I get it. Release order is a way. But is it the best way? I think not!

My (Slightly Unhinged) Order

Prepare yourselves. This might be controversial. But trust me, I'm a horror fanatic, and I know what I'm talking about (probably).

Step 1: Skip Annabelle (For Now). Hear me out! We'll get to her demonic plastic-ness later. Start with The Conjuring.

It introduces the Warrens, sets the tone, and is genuinely terrifying. You need that foundation.

Step 2: The Conjuring 2. Lorraine vs. Valak? Yes, please! Keeps the momentum going, right?

After this, it's time for The Nun. Some folks don't like it, but it sets things up.

Step 3: Now, We Dive into Annabelle. Okay, Annabelle: Creation first. It's an origin story!

Then go to Annabelle, and after that you can watch Annabelle Comes Home.

Step 4: The Nun II: This is a newer one, but it follows The Nun. So watch it after Annabelle Comes Home.

Why This Order? Am I Crazy?

Maybe. But hear my reasoning! It's all about building suspense and understanding the lore.

Starting with the strongest "Conjuring" movies keeps you hooked. The Annabelle movies are kind of side quests.

By sprinkling them in, you avoid Annabelle fatigue. Trust me, it's a real thing. It's about making sure that the scary doll doesn't bore you to death.

Focusing on the main Conjuring plot first allows you to grasp the Warrens' journey better.

Plus, seeing Valak's full arc before revisiting Annabelle makes her seem even more pathetic. (Sorry, Annabelle!)

Think of it like eating a pizza. You don't eat all the toppings first, then the crust. You savor each slice, right?

The Unpopular Opinion

Look, I know this isn't the "official" way. And that's okay! We can have different opinions.

But if you're looking for a fresh, exciting way to experience The Conjuring universe, give my order a try!

You might just find yourself screaming in delight...or terror. Either way, you're welcome.

Now go forth and watch! And maybe keep the lights on. Just in case.