What Network Is Showing The Super Bowl This Year

Okay, folks, let's talk Super Bowl. You know, that one day where everyone pretends to understand football?

And more importantly, pretends to care who's playing other than for the commercials and snacks!

The burning question on everyone's mind (besides which dip to bring): what channel is showing the big game this year?

The Channel Chase

This year, drumroll please... it's on CBS! Yes, the same channel that brings you NCIS and Blue Bloods. Quite a contrast, huh?

Remember when it was on NBC? Or Fox? It feels like a constant rotation. Like they're all fighting over the Lombardi Trophy of viewership.

Honestly, I kinda miss when it was just, like, one channel that always had it. Simpler times, simpler times. Although the endless streamings options are welcomed too.

My Unpopular Opinion

Okay, here's where I might lose some of you. But I need to say it. Are you ready?

I actually don't care which network has the Super Bowl! Gasp! I know, I know, heresy.

They're all the same, right? Commercials every five minutes. Endless pre-game analysis. Someone yelling about zone coverage. It is what it is.

The difference is the commentary. Even that part is starting to feel the same across channels. It could be a local station, they are all going to be the same.

I find myself muting half the time anyway. Give me the game, hold the punditry.

Beyond the Broadcast

Of course, nowadays it's not just about CBS. We've got streaming, baby!

Paramount+ will be your go-to for streaming the game if you want to watch it on your phone while hiding from your relatives.

Or you know, if you actually want to watch it on a bigger screen but ditched cable years ago. No judgement here.

I have considered going to the bar to watch it, but is it me or is it super crowded?

The Real Super Bowl Champion

Let's be real. The real champion of Super Bowl Sunday isn't the winning team.

It's the person who successfully navigates the snack table without spilling anything.

Or the person who manages to find a comfortable seat without getting stuck next to someone who yells at the TV the entire time.

It is all about the snacks, friends. It is always about the snacks.

And maybe, just maybe, it's about the memories we make with friends and family (while simultaneously judging their snack choices).

So, whether you're tuning in on CBS or streaming it on Paramount+, enjoy the game! Or, you know, enjoy the snacks. I won't tell.

I hope you enjoy the Super Bowl!