What If Goku Was Born With Ultra Instinct

Okay, picture this: Goku, our favorite Saiyan goofball, but with a tiny tweak. What if he was born with... Ultra Instinct?

Instead of unlocking it during a desperate fight against Jiren, it's just, you know, there from day one. Mind. Blown.

Baby Goku's Diaper Change Debacle

Let's start at the very beginning. Imagine baby Goku. Instead of fussing and wailing during diaper changes, his body instinctively knows when the mess is about to happen.

He effortlessly dodges the oncoming… ahem… projectile. It's like a mini-Jiren fight in his crib, but instead of Universe-ending stakes, it's just preventing a poopy situation.

Poor Grandpa Gohan would be left scratching his head. "Did... did he just dodge that?"

Training With a Sixth Sense

Forget all that "turtle hermit" business. With Ultra Instinct from the get-go, Goku's training would be on a whole new level. He wouldn't just be learning martial arts.

He'd be embodying them. Imagine him effortlessly mirroring Master Roshi's movements, not because he understands them, but because his body knows.

Roshi would probably retire early, muttering about "damn prodigies" and going back to his magazines.

No More Saiyan Saga Stress

Think about the Saiyan Saga. Nappa and Vegeta arrive, ready to wreak havoc. But this time? Goku’s body is already moving before Piccolo even finishes yelling about power levels.

He side-steps Nappa's devastating attacks like he's walking through a park. Vegeta would be so confused he might actually consider going home early.

“Wait, is this kid… dancing?” Vegeta would probably shout in disbelief.

Frieza? More Like... Frie-ZZZZ

The Namek Saga would be a joke. Frieza wouldn’t even get to transform twice. Ultra Instinct Goku would be like trying to hit smoke.

He’d effortlessly deflect every Death Beam, counter every attack, and probably bore Frieza to death with his perfect dodging skills.

The Ginyu Force? They'd be posing for pictures and suddenly find themselves tied up in a neat little pile before they knew what happened.

The Tournament of Power: A Minor Inconvenience

And then there's the Tournament of Power. With innate Ultra Instinct, the whole tournament would be less a desperate battle for survival and more like an intense game of tag.

He'd be dodging, weaving, and generally being impossible to hit while simultaneously figuring out the best way to get everyone to cooperate and wish all the universes back.

Jiren would just stand there, perpetually stunned, while Goku tries to convince him to join the Z Fighters.

What About the Downsides?

Okay, maybe there's one tiny drawback. Imagine Goku trying to eat a bowl of ramen with Ultra Instinct. He’d be so focused on perfect movements that he'd probably spill it all over himself.

Or imagine trying to hold still for a photo. Impossible!

But hey, a few minor inconveniences are a small price to pay for being the most powerful being in the universe, right? Especially when you can avoid dirty diapers from birth. Think of the laundry savings!

Ultimately, a Goku born with Ultra Instinct would be a force of nature. A bit of a goofy one, sure, but a force of nature nonetheless. It's a fun "What If?" scenario that highlights just how awesome our favorite Saiyan truly is.