What Happened On The Conners Show Last Night

Okay, people, let's talk. Last night on The Conners? Whew, a lot went down. Were you even watching? I almost missed it trying to find the remote buried under, you know, life.

Dan's Dating Dilemma - Still!

Poor Dan. He's still navigating the dating scene. It's like watching a baby giraffe try to walk. Adorable, but also a little painful.

This week, it involved some… unexpected advice. From someone who probably shouldn't be giving relationship tips. More on that later.

Becky's Balancing Act

Becky, bless her heart, is trying to juggle it all. Work, school, motherhood. It's a whole mood.

Honestly, I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Remember when we just watched cartoons and ate cereal? Good times.

Did anyone else think she almost didn't make it to class on time? I was having flashbacks to my own college days.

The struggle is real!

Darlene's Domain - Work Woes

Darlene is always having work problems. Seriously, does she attract drama, or does drama just follow her? It's a valid question.

This week, it involved office politics. And a coworker who I'm pretty sure is based on someone I know. Shady.

My unpopular opinion? I kind of think Darlene brings some of it on herself. But hey, that's what makes her interesting, right?

Ben Being Ben

And then there's Ben. Always the supportive, if slightly sarcastic, partner. I secretly love him.

He's the grounding force that Darlene desperately needs. Even if she'd never admit it. Don't you agree?

Did you notice his facial expression when Darlene was venting about her boss? Priceless!

The Unsolicited Advice Giver Award Goes To...

Okay, so remember I mentioned bad relationship advice? That would be Jackie. Of course.

She gave Dan some pointers that were... questionable. Let's just say they involved questionable fashion choices and even more questionable pickup lines.

Jackie, we love you, but maybe stick to managing the Lunch Box. For everyone's sake.

Harris's Hustle

Harris is constantly trying to make a buck. I admire her entrepreneurial spirit. She's got the grit of a young Conner.

This week's money-making scheme? Let's just say it involved reselling something. I'm not entirely sure what, but I'm sure it was lucrative... maybe.

Harris may be the most honest of the younger generation on The Conners, what do you guys think?

Overall Impressions and a Small Rant

Overall, it was a solid episode. The usual family drama, a few laughs, and a whole lot of relatability.

But can we talk about the theme song for a second? It's stuck in my head all day! And I still don't know all the words.

Seriously, someone needs to release a karaoke version. For research purposes, obviously. I definitely don't want to butcher it in my car.

My (possibly controversial) final thought? I miss Roseanne. Just putting it out there. Don't @ me.