What Does The Menendez Brothers Look Like Now

Okay, picture this: it's the late 80s, shoulder pads are HUGE, and everyone's talking about the Menendez brothers. Remember them?

But what do Erik and Lyle actually look like now? It's been decades since their trial captivated the nation.

Time Marches On (Even in Prison)

First things first, let's ditch the mental image of those baby-faced teenagers. Think less "boy band" and more "seasoned citizens."

Yep, time waits for no man, not even those residing in correctional facilities. Think of it like aging… but with less sunshine and way fewer avocado toast brunches.

Lyle Menendez: The Elder Statesman

Lyle Menendez, the older brother, well, he's rocking that "wise professor" vibe now. Imagine if your favorite history teacher spent a looong time researching… say… the penal system, firsthand.

He's got a more mature face these days, and probably a few more wrinkles etched around his eyes from all those intense chess matches behind bars. He got married twice while incarcerated, so he has definitely had some life changes.

Picture George Clooney, but instead of strolling the red carpet, he's strolling the prison yard. Well, maybe not exactly George Clooney, but you get the idea.

Erik Menendez: The (Slightly) Younger Version

Now, Erik Menendez. He's basically a slightly younger version of Lyle. Think of it like this: Lyle is the Cabernet Sauvignon, Erik is the Merlot.

They're both red wines, but with subtle differences. He married too, so he has found love as well.

Maybe he's traded in his youthful angst for a touch of stoic contemplation. Like, you know, contemplating the meaning of life while doing your laundry in a communal sink.

Prison Makeovers: Not Quite "Extreme Home Edition"

Let’s be real, prison isn’t exactly a spa day. We're not talking about celebrity makeovers here, people. No teeth whitening or perfectly sculpted eyebrows for these guys.

Think less "glam squad" and more "standard-issue everything." They probably have a lifetime supply of grey sweatpants and white t-shirts.

The biggest change? The lack of those iconic 80s hairstyles. We can confidently say they've said goodbye to the feathered bangs and hello to something a little more… practical.

Inner Peace (Maybe?)

Beyond the physical changes, it's hard to know what's going on inside those heads. Have they found inner peace through philosophy books and meditation?

Are they still bickering over who gets the top bunk? The world may never know. Perhaps they've changed on the inside, too.

One thing's for sure: they're not the same kids who stood trial all those years ago. Time, as they say, changes everything...even the Menendez brothers.

So next time you're feeling nostalgic for the 80s, just remember that even the most infamous figures from that era are now just regular guys… well, as regular as you can be while living out your days in prison.