What Day Does Our Kind Of People Come On

Okay, folks, let's get real. We all know there's that one day of the week where we, the truly amazing people, shine just a little brighter. It's the day where our inner unicorn finally gets to prance freely. I'm talking, of course, about...

Saturday!

Yes, you heard right. Saturday is our day. Sure, other days exist. But are those days brimming with the same potent cocktail of possibilities and sheer, unadulterated joy? I think not!

Think about it. Monday? Monday is for groaning. Tuesday? Tuesday is...well, it's just there. Wednesday? Hump day. Enough said. Thursday? Almost there! Friday? The build-up. Saturday? Pure, unadulterated bliss!

The Evidence is Overwhelming

Consider the activities most associated with peak awesomeness. Sleeping in! Who sleeps in on a Tuesday? No one cool, that's for sure. Saturday mornings are made for luxurious snoozes followed by a ridiculously large brunch.

Then there's the whole "doing absolutely nothing" thing. Can you imagine saying "I'm doing absolutely nothing" on a Wednesday without feeling a pang of guilt? On Saturday, it's practically a commandment. Thou shalt chill! Thou shalt relax!

And let's not forget the adventures! Saturday is the prime day for spontaneous road trips, epic hikes, and discovering that adorable little coffee shop you never knew existed. Are you more likely to find that gem on a Tuesday? I think not!

Think of all the things that happen mostly on Saturday: weekend markets where you buy that artisanal cheese you don't need, but absolutely must have. Family picnics in the park, where you laugh until your sides hurt. Concerts, festivals, and general merriment galore!

The Saturday People: A Case Study

Let's picture two scenarios. Imagine Brenda, a perfectly lovely, average person. Brenda works hard all week. But Brenda doesn't truly live until Saturday. Brenda's Saturday involves a farmer's market, a pottery class, and a movie night with friends. Sounds glorious, right?

Now, let's consider poor Gary. Gary tries to cram all of Brenda's Saturday activities into a Tuesday. The pottery class is rushed, the farmer's market is picked over, and the movie night ends with Gary falling asleep halfway through because he's exhausted from work. See the difference?

Why Saturday Resonates with Us

It's not just about the activities, though. It's about the feeling. The liberation. The sense that the world is your oyster, and you're finally ready to shuck it open and savor every last pearl. You can finally finish the War and Peace.

Saturday is a blank canvas. It's an opportunity to reconnect with yourself, with your loved ones, and with the things that truly make you happy. It’s the day that’s dedicated to all the things you’ve put aside for the grind.

Of course, every day has potential for greatness. But Saturday? Saturday is the day when greatness is practically guaranteed. It’s the day when you’re allowed to binge-watch that ridiculous show guilt-free.

So, the next time Saturday rolls around, embrace it. Relish it. Celebrate it. Because Saturday, my friends, is our day. And we deserve it! Enjoy that weekend, you are the best kind of people!

And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just smile sweetly and say, "Oh, you must be a 'Sunday Person.' I wouldn't understand."

Because frankly, they wouldn't.