Voracious Season Two Vol 3 Episodes 9 Reborn

Did Anyone Actually Like That Ending?

Okay, let's talk about Voracious Season Two, Vol. 3, Episode 9: "Reborn." We need to discuss it.

Specifically, the ending. It felt… rushed? A tad bit… predictable? Maybe I'm just being picky.

Like, Seriously, Reborn?

I get it. Title's "Reborn," someone probably gets reborn. Points for accuracy, I guess?

But how they got reborn? And who got reborn? It just felt… convenient.

Did anyone else feel like the writers backed themselves into a corner and just slapped this on as a resolution? I’m not the only one, right?

Shelby and Bob: The Glue We Didn't Ask For

Okay, unpopular opinion time: Shelby and Bob? A bit… forced.

I love Debby Ryan. And Christopher Gorham is fantastic. But their pairing felt so… out of left field.

Was I supposed to be rooting for them? Because I was more interested in Patty's next disastrous decision.

Justice for Nonie!

Speaking of characters, where was Nonie?! Seriously.

Nonie deserves better. She’s the only consistently sensible person on this show.

Her absence in "Reborn" felt like a crime against comedic timing. I needed her snark!

The "Moral of the Story" We Probably Missed

I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to Voracious. Something about self-acceptance, maybe?

But honestly, it's mostly about beautiful people doing terrible things. And I’m here for it!

Except maybe this episode. This episode felt like it forgot what it was trying to say. Or maybe I forgot what I was trying to say.

Patty's Arc: Chaotic Good or Just Chaotic?

Patty's character development… or lack thereof… is a constant source of fascination.

Is she a tragic anti-hero? A complete sociopath? Or just a teenager making incredibly poor choices?

I honestly don’t know. And "Reborn" didn’t exactly clear things up. If anything, it muddied the waters further.

Overall Grade: Needs More Sauce

Look, Voracious is messy. It's over-the-top. It's completely bonkers.

And that's usually why I love it. But "Reborn" felt like it was missing something.

It needed more… zest? More drama? More Nonie! It just felt… bland.

Still Holding Out Hope for Season Three (If It Happens)

Despite my gripes, I’m still secretly hoping for a third season. Don't judge me.

I need to know what happens to Patty. Even if I'm not entirely sure I want to know.

Maybe Season Three will finally give Nonie the spotlight she deserves. A girl can dream, right?

Final Thoughts: Let's Discuss!

So, what did you think of "Reborn"? Am I being too harsh?

Did you actually like the ending? Please, explain yourselves in the comments!

Let's dissect this episode together. Maybe we can figure out what the heck just happened. Or, at least, commiserate about it. Because, honestly, I'm still a little confused.