Trying Not To Think About It Jojo Review

Okay, picture this: You're trying to fall asleep, but all you can think about is… JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. Specifically, how weirdly compelling it is.

It’s like your brain decided to binge-watch it all night, every night. Let’s explore the funny side of that predicament.

The Stand User Struggle Is Real

First off, let's acknowledge the sheer absurdity of Stand battles. You’ve got people summoning ghostly manifestations to punch each other with incredible speed and power. It's like a super-powered rock-paper-scissors game, except with the fate of the world at stake.

Trying to explain Stand abilities to someone who’s never seen JoJo is a comedy routine in itself. "So, there's this guy, right? And he can turn things into string. But the string is also alive! And it can fight!" Good luck with that.

The names! Oh, the names! Stone Free? Whitesnake? C-Moon? They're simultaneously ridiculous and awesome. You can't help but smile every time you hear them. Araki's music taste is definitely something.

Jolyne's Not-So-Mellow Adventures

Now, let's talk about Jolyne Cujoh. She's a JoJo, which means she's destined for greatness (and a whole lot of trouble). Being framed, going to prison and fighting all sorts of people? Just your average JoJo things.

Her journey is a wild ride. She's tough, resourceful, and has the best "I'm-done-with-this" facial expressions. You gotta love a protagonist who can unravel into string to solve problems.

Remember when she had to sew herself back together? Iconic! And slightly terrifying. But mostly iconic.

The Power of Friendship (and Punching)

What's surprising about Stone Ocean (and JoJo in general) is how much you end up caring about the characters. Despite all the bizarre powers and over-the-top battles, there's a real sense of camaraderie and loyalty.

Ermes, Foo Fighters, Anasui, and Weather Report. Each one has their own unique backstory and brings something different to the team. They're flawed, they're funny, and they'd do anything for each other.

Their interactions are some of the most heartwarming moments in the series. It's about finding your people, even in the strangest of circumstances. And those circumstances are definitely strange.

And let's not forget the power of punching evil into submission. It's a classic JoJo trope, but it never gets old. Justice is served with a healthy dose of "ORA ORA ORA!"

The End...? (No Spoilers!)

The ending of Stone Ocean is… well, it's something. It’s divisive, but it's undeniably impactful. It’s the kind of ending that stays with you long after the credits roll.

Whether you love it or hate it, you can't deny that it's a bold choice. It's a testament to Araki's willingness to take risks and subvert expectations.

So, the next time you're lying in bed, unable to stop thinking about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, embrace the weirdness. Embrace the Stands, the characters, and the sheer absurdity of it all. You might just find yourself having the best (and strangest) dreams of your life.

And if you can explain what a Stand is to a non-JoJo fan, let me know. I still haven't cracked that code.