Tie Dye Guy Only Murders In The Building

Okay, let's talk Only Murders in the Building. We all love it, right? Selena, Steve, Martin... perfection.

But I have a confession. A potentially controversial one. It's about Tie-Dye Guy.

Hear Me Out: I Kind Of Rooted For Tie-Dye Guy

Yes, I know, he was a suspect. A key suspect! But something about him screamed "misunderstood."

Maybe it was the tie-dye. Maybe it was the vibe. He just seemed...chill.

He wasn't some menacing mastermind. He was just trying to sell some sweet shirts. #SupportLocalArtists

Don't even get me started on Jan. I saw that coming from a mile away. The passive-aggressive notes? The bassoon playing?

Girl, please. We all knew you were psycho.

Oliver should have listened to Mabel and Charles. Always trust the younger, cooler generation.

Think about it. Wrong place, wrong time, wearing the wrong shirt. It's a tragedy, really.

Imagine getting accused of murder because you like bright colors. The injustice!

I'm picturing him in his apartment, meticulously crafting tie-dye masterpieces. Then BAM! He's public enemy number one.

Seriously! Tie-dye is fun. It's expressive. It's the uniform of summer camp counselors everywhere.

Let's not unfairly judge someone based on their sartorial choices.

He could have been selling those online and making a fortune. #EtsyEntrepreneur.

Imagine Tie-Dye Guy joining the podcast. The dynamic! The chaos!

He could've brought a fresh perspective. A colorful, albeit slightly paranoid, perspective.

Plus, think of the merch opportunities. Tie-dye Only Murders shirts? Instant bestseller.

Okay, okay, maybe not a regular. But a recurring guest? Absolutely!

He could offer his insights. He could sell his wares. He could be the comic relief we didn't know we needed.

He was a vibrant character amid all the beige of the Upper West Side.

So, there you have it. My (possibly) controversial take on Tie-Dye Guy.

I wasn't saying he was innocent, but maybe he deserves a little more empathy.

He had big dreams. He had a passion for tie-dye. And he got caught up in a murder mystery.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the unsung heroes of the Arconia. Even the ones who wear tie-dye.

And let's be honest, who wasn't a suspect at some point?

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.