The Seven Deadly Sins In Order To Watch
Let's talk about the real sins. The ones committed not in cathedrals, but on our couches. The sins of streaming, if you will. And yes, I'm ranking them.
The Seven Deadly Sins... of Watching!
#7: Sloth (The Easiest to Forgive)
Coming in last, because let's be honest, we've all been there. Sloth in watching is simply... not watching. You've got a massive backlog. Your Netflix queue is overflowing.
But you just... can't. It's okay. We understand. Sometimes the most sinful thing is avoiding screens altogether.
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#6: Envy (The Jealousy That Burns)
You see your friend posting about that amazing show. The one everyone's talking about. The one you haven't seen.
Suddenly, your perfectly curated Hulu lineup seems... inadequate. Envy creeps in. You want what they have!
#5: Gluttony (The Binge-Watching Monster)
One episode turns into five. Suddenly it's 3 AM. You promised yourself just one more.
Gluttony is the binge-watching beast inside us all. It's a delicious, destructive force.
#4: Greed (Hoarding the Good Stuff)
You find a show you love. A real gem. But you refuse to share it.
It's your precious find. You can't risk anyone else experiencing it before you finish it! The horror! Greed, my friend, is ugly.
#3: Lust (For a Character, Obviously)
Let's be real. We've all developed a slight obsession with a fictional character. Maybe they are played by Pedro Pascal? Or maybe they have an awesome power.
It's just admiration! Harmless, right? Maybe. But lust, even in its mildest, most celebrity-crush form, earns a high spot on the sin scale.
#2: Wrath (The Angry Internet Commenter)
A character makes a dumb decision. The plot takes a terrible turn. The ending ruins everything.
You take to the internet. You unleash your fury in all-caps. You write a scathing review. Congratulations, you've succumbed to wrath!
#1: Pride (Thinking Your Taste is Superior)
And here we are, the ultimate sin: Pride. You look down your nose at people who like reality TV. You scoff at superhero movies.
Your taste is refined. You are a connoisseur. You are... insufferable. Pride is the deadliest sin of all, because it makes you a terrible person to watch movies with. The worst.
So, which sins are you guilty of? Don't worry, we're all sinners here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go binge-watch something and feel zero shame.
Happy Watching!
