The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 10 Episode 3

Jersey Drama, Hold the Pizza (Maybe)

Alright, let's dive into Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 10, Episode 3. Honestly, sometimes I wonder if they even need a script. The drama just spills out like gravy from a Thanksgiving turkey.

This episode was all about simmering tensions. We're talking low-level grumbling that could erupt into a full-blown volcano at any minute. You know, the kind of thing that happens at every family dinner, multiplied by a million and filmed for Bravo.

The Jersey Shore… Feud?

So, Teresa and Jackie are still not seeing eye to eye. It's like they're speaking completely different languages. And by languages, I mean Jersey accents, but with varying degrees of passive aggression.

Jackie invited everyone to her shore house. A seemingly innocent gesture, right? Wrong! Cue the awkward silences and side-eyes that could cut diamonds.

I'm just saying, maybe a little less sun and a little more group therapy is what these ladies need. Or, you know, maybe that's just wishful thinking. Let's be real, who wants to watch therapy when we can watch a good old-fashioned shouting match?

Melissa's Moment (or Lack Thereof)

Melissa seems to be playing the peacemaker this season. Which, good for her, I guess? But sometimes I feel like she's fading into the background.

She's trying to be the voice of reason. But in this group, reason is about as welcome as a vegan at a sausage-making convention.

Unpopular opinion: I miss the old, fiery Melissa. Bring back the drama, girl! We know you've got it in you.

Danielle and the Whispers

Oh, Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. Always stirring the pot. Is she a friend or a foe? Honestly, I'm not even sure she knows.

She's got this way of dropping little bombs and then acting all innocent. Like, "Oh, did I say something wrong?" Please, girl, you knew exactly what you were doing.

I'm starting to think Danielle runs on gossip and hairspray. It's a powerful combination, I'll give her that.

Margaret's Sass (Always Appreciated)

Margaret, bless her heart, is always good for a laugh. She's got that dry wit that just cuts through all the BS. Even when she's being shady, she's hilarious.

She and Teresa had a little back and forth. Nothing too serious, but enough to keep things interesting. It's like a verbal sparring match, with designer handbags as the weapons of choice.

Can we just clone Margaret? The world needs more sassy broads who aren't afraid to speak their minds. Just saying.

The Big Question: Are They Friends?

After three episodes, I'm still not sure if these women even like each other. They bicker, they backstab, they throw shade like it's going out of style.

But then again, maybe that's the whole point. Maybe the drama is the friendship. It's a twisted, Jersey-style kind of love, I guess.

So, what's the verdict? Was this episode a home run or a strikeout? I'd say it was somewhere in the middle. Enough drama to keep me watching, but not enough to give me a headache. Until next week, Jersey girls!