The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 12
Diamonds, Drama, and... Dinner Parties? (RHOBH Season 12: My Take)
Okay, let's be real. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Season 12. It was... a lot. I'm not sure if I should be reaching for a diamond or a stress ball.
We had the Pantygate scandal! Did Erika wear them? Didn't she wear them? Who cares?! My grandma has bigger issues choosing her bingo card.
Speaking of Erika Jayne, she was, well, Erika. Still unapologetically herself. Maybe a little too much sometimes? Just an observation.
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Enter Diana Jenkins. Wealthy? Yes. Dramatic? Absolutely. Did I understand half of what she said? Not really.
Her dinners looked fancy, though. Like, "I wouldn't even know how to eat that" fancy. Was anyone actually enjoying themselves?
I felt like I was watching a nature documentary. Observing a rare, expensive bird in its natural habitat. Fascinating, yet slightly confusing.
Rinna's Lips and Social Media Wars
Then there's Lisa Rinna. Those lips kept talking! And she was always stirring the pot. Twitter fingers were definitely working overtime.
Remember the Kathy Hilton Aspen drama? Allegedly, Kathy Hilton said some things. Allegedly. But Rinna was ready to expose it all!
It felt like watching a tennis match. Back and forth accusations. My head was spinning!
Garcelle: The Voice of Reason (Sometimes)
Thankfully, we had Garcelle Beauvais. The queen of calling things out. She just wanted to have fun, but drama kept finding her!
She's like the cool aunt who tells it like it is. We all need a Garcelle in our lives. Even if the other housewives don't think so!
I'm pretty sure she aged ten years dealing with all that mess. Someone get her a massage!
Dorit: Still Chic, Still Stressed
Dorit Kemsley continued being Dorit. Fashionable. Slightly neurotic. I do wonder how long it takes her to get ready. Like, a week?
Between the home invasion and the constant friend drama, she looked like she was on the verge of a breakdown. Hang in there, DK!
Can we please get her a chill pill? And maybe a stylist. Actually, scratch that. The stylist is working overtime.
Sutton: Awkward, But We Love Her
Sutton Stracke remained endearingly awkward. She's like that friend who says the wrong thing at every party. But you still love her.
Between the feuds and the fashion faux pas (remember the leather pants?), she provided much-needed comic relief. She also had some sassy moments!
Who else would bring a tiara to a dinner party? Only Sutton. God bless her.
My Unpopular Opinion About Season 12
Okay, here it is. My controversial take. Season 12 was... kinda boring. I know, I know, blasphemy! It was just repetitive arguments.
I needed more light-hearted moments. More shopping trips. More ridiculous pool parties. Less screaming matches.
Maybe I'm just getting old. Or maybe I just want to see them do some ridiculous things and have some fun. Bring on Season 13!
