The Baron What We Do In The Shadows
The Baron: More Than Just a Crumbling Vampire
Okay, let's talk about the Baron Afanas from What We Do in the Shadows. He's not just some old, dusty vampire with a thirst for blood. He's... well, he's a whole lot more complicated and surprisingly hilarious than you might think.
Remember that episode where the Baron visits the Staten Island vampires? You’d expect a terrifying overlord, right? Instead, we get a confused, ancient being trying to navigate modern life.
A Creature of Habit (and Virgin Blood)
The Baron has some pretty specific tastes. He's all about the virgin blood, for instance. It’s a classic vampire trope, turned on its head for laughs.
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He also has very, very specific ideas about interior design. Think lots of dust, cobwebs, and a general "lived-in" feel, by which I mean completely falling apart.
Misunderstandings and Mayhem
One of the funniest things about the Baron is his complete lack of understanding of the human world. He's like a really, really old tourist who wandered into the wrong century.
He thinks things like pizza are some kind of peasant delicacy. He is fascinated by modern technology, even though he can barely work a can opener.
Unexpected Bonds
Despite his initial demands, the Baron actually forms a weird, almost heartwarming, bond with the vampires. He enjoys spending time with Nadja, Nandor, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson.
He's a terrible influence, sure, but he’s also kind of endearing in his own monstrous way. He teaches them about their history, in his own misguided and often inaccurate way.
The Roller Rink Incident
Let's not forget the roller rink. The scene where the Baron and his vampire housemates go rollerskating is pure gold.
Watching this ancient vampire try to navigate the rink, completely out of his element, is comedy perfection. His enthusiasm, coupled with his utter lack of coordination, is a sight to behold.
A (Slightly) Softer Side
While he's definitely a creature of darkness, there are glimpses of a softer side to the Baron. He cares, in his own twisted way, about the vampires he rules over.
He wants them to succeed (even if "success" means conquering the world). He is willing to let them try their own plan even if he isn’t sure of their plan.
The Baron's Legacy
The Baron's visit leaves a lasting impact on the vampires. They learn about their history, their purpose, and the importance of… cleaning their house (sort of).
He reminds them of what it means to be a vampire, even as he embodies the ridiculousness of it all. He may be gone (for now?), but his chaotic influence lingers.
So, Why the Baron Matters
The Baron Afanas isn't just some random villain. He's a key ingredient in the show's unique recipe of horror and humor.
He is a reminder that even the most terrifying creatures can be utterly absurd. He reminds us that found family is what matters and to be together.
He is a testament to the brilliance of What We Do in the Shadows. He is someone so important.
