Sucker For Love Second Date All Endings

Okay, let's talk about Sucker for Love: Second Date. Specifically, the endings. All of them.

Because let's be honest, some are...better than others. Prepare for my potentially unpopular opinions!

The Standard Endings: Mostly Fine, Right?

First up, we have the endings where you (mostly) succeed. You might banish a god, or maybe seal away a portal. Good job, you're a hero!

Except... are you REALLY happy? Did you actually connect with any of these cosmic horrors, or were you just using them?

I'm just saying, a little Eldritch romance can be a good thing. Don't knock it till you try it!

Ln'eta is adorable, let's get that out of the way. Her ending is probably the "good" ending, the one where you get a somewhat normal relationship.

But it's also kind of... boring? You're baking cookies with a squid-girl. Where's the chaos? The existential dread?

I need more madness in my dating life, personally. Baking is great and all, but I want cosmic horror with my sugar cookies.

Estir's ending is a bit more interesting. You become powerful, respected... maybe a little feared?

Power is intoxicating. Do you become corrupt in the process? The ambiguity is intriguing.

Plus, a powerful girlfriend is never a bad thing. Just saying.

Now, we're talking! These are the endings where things go horribly wrong. And honestly? They're often the most memorable.

Because who wants a perfect ending? Give me tragedy! Give me cosmic despair! Give me a reason to question my life choices!

These are straightforward. You mess up, you die. Game over, try again. Not much to say.

They serve as a stark reminder that playing with cosmic forces is dangerous. Still, not my favorite.

Too predictable. I need more nuance in my untimely demise!

Okay, brace yourselves. I think the Nyanlathotep ending is the best one. Yes, even though you become a mindless pawn of an ancient evil.

Hear me out! It's so delightfully twisted. The complete loss of control, the utter futility of your actions. It's a masterpiece of despair!

Plus, Nyanlathotep is charismatic. He knows how to charm a cultist. I'd willingly join his ranks, if only for the experience.

And let's not forget, the visuals in this ending are stunning. All that swirling chaos and overwhelming power. Just gorgeous!

Is it a "good" ending? Absolutely not. Is it satisfying? In a weird, twisted way, yes. It's the ultimate expression of the game's themes.

So, there you have it. My extremely subjective ranking of the Sucker for Love: Second Date endings.

Don't be afraid to embrace the chaos. Experiment with different choices. And most importantly, have fun!

Because in the end, it's all just a game. And a really, really weird dating sim.