Steve Martin Hat Only Murders In The Building

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that's been weighing on me. It's about Only Murders in the Building. And it involves Steve Martin.

The Elephant in the Elevator (Or, You Know, the Hat)

Specifically, it's Steve Martin's hat. I need to get this off my chest. I'm starting to think it's... overrated.

Yes, I said it. Don't come for me! I love Only Murders. I think Steve Martin is a comedic genius.

But Hear Me Out!

The hat is fine. It's a hat. It's arguably a nice hat.

But is it necessary? Is it adding that much to the comedic tapestry that is Charles-Haden Savage? I'm not convinced.

Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm blinded by my intense love of comfortable beanies.

A Case for Going Hatless (Sometimes)

I understand the hat is part of the character's image. That's fine.

But I feel like we're missing out on valuable Steve Martin forehead. Forehead acting is a real thing, people! Think about it.

All those nuanced expressions hidden under the brim! The potential for comedic sweat! We're losing out!

Could you imagine Steve Martin as Charles, rocking a stylish baseball cap? Or maybe even...gasp...nothing at all? Think of the possibilities!

Is It Just Me? (Probably Not)

I bet I'm not alone in this. There has to be someone else who sees the hidden potential.

Someone who's secretly yearning for a more exposed Steve Martin cranium on their television screen. We're out here!

Maybe it's just a silly hat. Maybe I'm overthinking it. Maybe I need a hobby.

The Larger Point (Maybe)

Look, I appreciate consistency. I do. If Charles always wears the hat, then fine. Be consistent.

But what if Charles occasionally didn't wear the hat? What if the absence of the hat became a plot point? Think about the intrigue!

It could be a signal that something's seriously wrong. Or maybe it's laundry day. Either way, drama!

Perhaps the hat has some kind of superpowers. That would be a turn.

In Conclusion: More Forehead, Please

Ultimately, this is a plea. A plea for more visible Steve Martin.

Let the forehead breathe! Let the man emote with his entire head!

It's not about hating the hat. It's about loving Steve Martin's full potential. Let the comedy shine, literally and figuratively.

I'm ready for the backlash. I'm ready for the "you're wrong!" comments. But I stand by my opinion. The hat is... fine. But more forehead would be better.

So, thank you for listening to my probably-not-very-important opinion. Now, back to enjoying Only Murders in the Building. Hat and all.

Though, I must add,

"The hat needs a vacation"