Season 5 Rick And Morty Hulu Release Date

Okay, let's talk about something important. No, not saving the multiverse. I'm talking about Rick and Morty Season 5 on Hulu.

Where is it? Seriously. Are we being punked? I feel like I'm stuck in a simulation, forced to rewatch "Pickle Rick" for eternity.

The Great Hulu Mystery

I know, I know. Some of you are saying, "Just buy it on Adult Swim!" Easy for you to say, Mr./Ms. Moneybags. Some of us are strategically budgeting for extra Szechuan sauce.

And honestly, is it too much to ask that it be conveniently located next to The Golden Girls and true crime documentaries? This is 2024! I want options.

My Unpopular Opinion

Here's where I might lose some of you. I think Season 5 is... underrated. Don't @ me. Yes, it's not the peak Rick and Morty we all crave.

But there are still gems! Remember the incest baby episode? Yeah, you do. Try to forget it, but you can't. Classic.

And the Rickdependence Spray episode? Pure chaos. Pure, beautiful, chaotic energy. Sue me for enjoying it.

So, When Will It Arrive?

That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? I've scoured the internet. I've consulted with squirrels. I've even tried asking Rick. (He just burped and mumbled something about needing more portal fluid.)

The answer? Frustratingly vague. There are rumors, whispers, and outright fabrications. But nothing concrete.

My theory? Hulu is holding it hostage. They know we want it. They're enjoying our collective suffering. Classic corporate villainy, really.

The Waiting Game

What are we supposed to do in the meantime? Re-watch the other seasons? Of course! But after the twentieth time, even "Total Rickall" starts to lose its charm.

We could try watching other shows. But nothing quite scratches that Rick and Morty itch. It's a specific kind of brilliance (and vulgarity) that's hard to replicate.

I saw someone suggest learning to code so we can hack into Hulu and release Season 5 ourselves. Tempting. Very tempting.

A Plea to Hulu

Dear Hulu, if you're reading this (and let's be honest, you probably aren't), please, have mercy. Release Season 5! End our torment!

Think of the joy you'll bring! Think of the memes! Think of the increased subscription rates!

We're not asking for much. Just a few more episodes of interdimensional chaos and existential dread. Is that too much to ask?

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!" (Translation: Please release Season 5, Hulu!)

In the Meantime...

Until then, we'll just have to keep waiting. And complaining. Mostly complaining.

Maybe we should all start a petition? Or a protest outside Hulu headquarters? I'm only half joking.

Let's just hope Season 5 hits Hulu before Season 6 is old news. Otherwise, what's even the point?

And seriously, if anyone has inside information, please share. My sanity depends on it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch "Rick Potion #9" for the 27th time. Wish me luck.