Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 5 Episode 4
The "Snatch Game of Love" Disaster: All Stars 5, Episode 4!
Okay, people, buckle up, because this week's All Stars 5 was a rollercoaster... a rollercoaster that mostly went downhill. We're talking about the infamous "Snatch Game of Love," and let's just say, Cupid probably needs a vacation after witnessing that mess.
The queens had to impersonate celebrities and answer dating-show questions. Think The Bachelor, but with more sequins and questionable comedic timing.
Who Nailed It (Kinda)?
Let's be honest, nobody totally nailed it. But Alexis Mateo as Walter Mercado was definitely the standout. Her energy was infectious, her jokes were corny in the best way, and she brought the Latin flair!
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Shea Couleé's Flavor Flav was...fine? It wasn't groundbreaking, but it was solid. Maybe solid is enough in this case.
The Train Wrecks
Oh honey, where do we even begin? Blair St. Clair as Ellen DeGeneres? More like Ellen De-GENERATING laughs. Sorry, not sorry.
India Ferrah as Jeffree Star? It was like watching a YouTube tutorial gone wrong. Way wrong.
But the biggest head-scratcher? Mayhem Miller as Eartha Kitt. Now, Eartha Kitt is a legend! She purrs, she claws, she demands diamonds. Mayhem? She kind of just… existed. It was like watching a kitten pretend to be a lion.
It was a collective groan heard across the nation when Mayhem Miller landed in the bottom.
Runway Realness
The runway theme was "Prom Night Redeemed," and the queens had to give us the prom looks they always dreamed of. Finally, a chance to redeem the episode!
Shea Couleé slayed in a gorgeous, galactic gown. She looked like a prom queen from another planet. We were living!
Alexis Mateo served up some serious old-Hollywood glamour. She was giving us Jessica Rabbit vibes, and we were here for it.
However, the critiques were heavy for both Blair St. Clair and Mayhem Miller. Both were giving some unconventional design choices.
The Lip Sync
This week, Shea Couleé and Alexis Mateo had to lip sync for their legacy to Janelle Monae’s “Tightrope." It was a high-energy showdown, full of spins, dips, and fierce face-offs.
Both Shea and Alexis brought it, but Shea ultimately took home the win, She proved why she deserved the crown by showcasing her dancing and stage presence!
Ultimately, Shea Couleé chose to eliminate Mayhem Miller. The other queens were shocked that Mayhem Miller's legacy was cut short.
Final Thoughts
Okay, so "Snatch Game of Love" was a bit of a disaster. But hey, even the worst episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race are still entertaining. Right?
Next week's challenge? Who knows! But one thing's for sure: these queens better bring their A-game. Because the competition is getting fiercer, and nobody wants to be the next queen to sashay away.
So, until next time, remember: don't be a drag, just be a queen! And maybe avoid dating shows... for now.
