Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 4 Episode 4
Okay, kittens, let's talk All Stars 4, Episode 4! This week, things got...spicy. Imagine trying to herd a bunch of glitter-covered, six-foot-tall cats, all vying for attention. That was basically the vibe.
A Girl Groups Extravaganza!
The maxi-challenge? Girl groups! Not just any girl groups, mind you, but original songs. Like, write-your-own-lyrics-and-choreography original songs. Talk about pressure!
We saw the queens split into two groups: The Kitty Girls (Naomi Smalls, Gia Gunn, Trinity the Tuck, and Monique Heart) and the Henny Girls (Valentina, Manila Luzon, Latrice Royale, and Monét X Change). The drama started before the first note was even sung. Imagine picking teams for dodgeball in gym class, but everyone's wearing sequins and death-dropping.
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The Kitty Girls: Feline Fierceness
The Kitty Girls brought the sass with "Kitty Girl." Think of a mix between Destiny's Child and, well, actual kittens, if kittens could rap. Trinity the Tuck was serving pure boss energy. She really took charge and helped the group stay focused!
Monique Heart, bless her soul, had some lyric struggles. "Brown Cow Stunning," became a meme before our eyes. Even though they had some missteps, their performance was energetic and fun, a solid B+ in my book.
The Henny Girls: A Recipe for Disaster?
Oh, honey, the Henny Girls. Let's just say their path to girl group glory wasn't exactly smooth. The group had clear leadership issues. Imagine trying to bake a cake when everyone thinks they're the head chef, and the recipe keeps changing.
Their song, "Super Queen," while catchy, felt a little...underwhelming. It didn't quite have the punch we were expecting. Valentina, our sweet, seemingly innocent Valentina, had some ahem strong opinions about the creative direction. I love her, but she needed to step back a bit.
Runway Realness: Angelic White
The runway theme was "Angelic White," and the queens delivered. Naomi Smalls looked like a literal angel descended from heaven. Her runway looks is always jaw-dropping!
Monét X Change served a surprisingly elegant look. We all know Monét loves a sponge dress! But she absolutely slayed in a clean, white look, proving her fashion evolution.
Lip Sync for Your Legacy: Face Off!
This week's top two were Trinity the Tuck and Monique Heart. They had to lip sync to "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls. Trinity brought the fierce choreography and stage presence. Monique brought the raw emotion and star power.
In the end, Trinity snatched the win. But here's the kicker: she chose to eliminate Gia Gunn. It was SHOCKING. Everyone thought Valentina or Latrice would go home. Poor Gia never stood a chance, and her journey came to an abrupt end.
This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions, from girl group drama to shocking eliminations. All Stars 4 is keeping us on our toes. Tune in next week, because you KNOW there will be more drama!
"I did not come to play. I came to slay!" - Trinity the Tuck
