Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars 5 Episode 3
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because All Stars 5 Episode 3 was a wild ride! We're talking drama, laughs, and a whole lot of lip-syncing for your legacy.
This week's main challenge? Stand-up comedy! The queens had to tickle the funny bones of a live (and judging!) audience. Some soared, some crashed, and some… well, let's just say they provided unintentional humor.
The Stand-Up Shenanigans
Miz Cracker, bless her heart, struggled. Jokes landed with a thud, and the audience response was lukewarm at best. Ouch!
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On the flip side, Shea Couleé absolutely killed it! Her material was sharp, funny, and relatable. She had the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. Comedy queen, indeed!
Alexis Mateo also delivered a solid set. She was confident, energetic, and knew how to work the crowd. Bam!
Category Is: Prom Night Eleganza!
The runway theme was prom night, and the queens did not disappoint! We saw everything from classic gowns to outrageous, avant-garde interpretations of the theme.
Shea Couleé stunned in a gorgeous, vintage-inspired gown. She looked like a prom queen from another era, and the judges ate it up.
Blair St. Clair, however, took a risk with a bold and unusual prom look. It was definitely memorable, but maybe not in the best way. She had to defend her fashion choice on the stage.
The Bottom Two and a Shocking Lip Sync
Ultimately, Miz Cracker and Blair St. Clair found themselves in the bottom two. Time for a lip-sync smackdown!
They battled it out to "Knock On Wood" by Amii Stewart. It was a fierce performance, with both queens giving it their all.
But here’s the kicker: RuPaul threw a curveball! Instead of deciding who to eliminate, Ru revealed that the top All Star would lip-sync against a lip-sync assassin!
Lip Sync Assassin Alert!
This week's assassin was none other than the legendary Monique Heart! The crowd went wild! The tension was palpable.
Shea Couleé stepped up to defend her crown against Monique. It was an epic showdown!
They lip-synced to "You Don't Own Me" by Lesley Gore. The energy, the passion, the drama! It was a performance for the ages.
The Verdict and a Twist
In a shocking twist, Monique Heart won the lip-sync! This meant Shea Couleé didn't get to choose who to eliminate. Instead, the group voted!
The girls deliberated, debated, and ultimately… voted to send home Blair St. Clair. It was an emotional decision, with tears and heartfelt goodbyes.
So, All Stars 5 continues to deliver the unexpected! This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions, showcasing the queens' talents and testing their alliances. Who will take home the crown? We'll just have to wait and see!
Until next week, remember: If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen?
