Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame 2021 Tv Schedule

Okay, let's talk about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Specifically, the 2021 TV schedule. Did you even know there was a TV schedule?

The Big Question: When Was It On?

Seriously, did anyone actually catch this live? Or even, you know, on purpose? I feel like I blinked and missed it.

I vaguely remember searching for it. It felt like a scavenger hunt. Like, "Where's Waldo, but Waldo is Tina Turner's induction speech."

Ah, yes! HBO Max. That's where the cool kids watched it, right? You had to have a subscription to the hippest streaming service.

Honestly, I probably spent more time deciding what to eat while watching, than actually watching the show. Popcorn? Pizza? Choices, choices.

Here’s where things get juicy. Remember that time LL Cool J tore up the stage? Epic.

But then there were those performances. The ones you politely clap for while secretly checking your phone. No names mentioned, of course.

I'm just saying, maybe next year, let's focus on the classics. Less experimentation, more Foo Fighters jamming out.

Okay, brace yourselves. This might sting. Acceptance speeches? Sometimes snoozefests.

Don't get me wrong, I respect the gratitude. But after the tenth "thank you" to their high school band teacher, my eyes start to glaze over.

Could we get a time limit next year? Or maybe a "funny story" quota? Just brainstorming here.

Let's be real. Half the fun is judging the outfits. It's like the Met Gala, but with more leather and less avant-garde.

Did somebody coordinate with the red carpet? Because that was a bold choice. A very... bold... choice.

Props to anyone who rocked a bedazzled microphone. Extra points for matching hairspray.

Every year, there's controversy. Who got snubbed? Who was a surprise inclusion? It's part of the ritual.

Personally, I think Carole King deserves a lifetime achievement award for just existing. Her songs are the soundtrack to my soul.

But hey, that's just my opinion. Don't @ me.

So, what can we expect from future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies? More surprises? More questionable fashion choices?

Hopefully, the TV schedule will be a little easier to find. And maybe, just maybe, a little less… predictable.

One can dream, right? Until then, I'll be here, ready to judge and cheer, all in the name of rock and roll.