Rimworld How To Give Prisoners Clothes

Ever feel like you're running a really messed-up bed and breakfast? That's RimWorld for ya. One minute you're harvesting space corn, the next you're trying to figure out how to keep your prisoners from catching space hypothermia. And trust me, a naked, shivering prisoner isn't exactly a five-star review waiting to happen. So, let's talk clothes. Giving prisoners clothes in RimWorld isn't rocket science, but it's definitely more complicated than picking out your own outfit (unless, of course, your wardrobe consists entirely of slightly stained t-shirts and cargo shorts – no judgement!).

Why Bother Dressing 'Em Up?

Okay, so maybe you're thinking, "Hey, they're prisoners. They're lucky to have a roof over their heads!" And while that's… technically true, there are some very good reasons to clothe your captive audience. Think of it like this: happy prisoners are less likely to try to tunnel their way out with a spoon (or, you know, a sharpened piece of space rock). A well-dressed prisoner is a less cranky prisoner, and a less cranky prisoner is less likely to start a prison riot that ends with half your colony getting their faces eaten by a rogue Yorkshire Terrier.

Plus, let's be honest, it's just good karma. Even in a brutal, unforgiving alien world, a little bit of decency goes a long way. Besides, you might need to recruit them later! Imagine trying to convince a naked, frostbitten prisoner to join your colony. "Hey, wanna help us build a spaceship? Also, we're fresh out of pants." Doesn't exactly inspire confidence, does it?

The Wardrobe Wrangling

Alright, enough philosophy. Let's get down to brass tacks. How do you actually get these poor souls some threads? There are a few ways, and each has its own quirks.

The "Direct Deposit" Method: This is the simplest approach. Just grab some clothes from your stockpile (preferably ones that aren't too ragged or covered in questionable stains) and manually right-click on the prisoner. You'll see an option to "Prioritize equipping." Your colonists will then, bless their little digital hearts, trundle off and forcibly dress the prisoner. Think of it as a surprise makeover… with a slight risk of resistance.

The "Wardrobe Room" Approach: This is the more elegant (and less micromanagement-intensive) solution. Designate a room near your prison as a "wardrobe." Stock it with clothes. Then, select the prisoner's bed and click on the "medical" tab. You'll see a section for "Allowed Outfit." Edit this to select an outfit that you want them to wear. You can create and modify outfits in the "Assign" tab at the bottom of the screen. The key here is making sure the outfit contains clothing your prisoners are capable of wearing, and that those clothing items exist in a stockpile they have access to.

Important Note: Make sure the clothes are accessible to the prisoner. If your prison is on the other side of a locked door, your colonists aren't going to be able to deliver the goods. Common sense, right? You'd be surprised.

What To Dress 'Em In?

Now for the fashion show! What kind of clothes should you be giving your prisoners? Here are a few considerations:

• Climate: This is a big one. If you're in a desert, a parka isn't going to cut it. Likewise, if you're in an ice sheet, a loincloth is just cruel. Dress them appropriately for the environment.
• Material: Cloth is cheap and easy to make, but it doesn't offer much protection. Leather is better. Armor is… well, overkill unless you're expecting a lot of prison breaks (in which case, maybe you need to rethink your prison design).
• Quality: A "masterwork" t-shirt isn't going to make a prisoner less likely to escape, but it will give them a slightly better mood bonus. Generally, just give them whatever you can spare.
• Restrictions: Sometimes it makes sense to restrict your prisoners to only wear specific things. This comes into play mostly when you have an ideology with clothing restrictions.

Avoid giving them weapons, obviously. And maybe avoid giving them anything that looks too much like your colonist's uniforms. You don't want a case of mistaken identity during a raid. "Wait, is that Dave or a prisoner dressed like Dave trying to shoot me?" Not a fun question to ask while being shot at.

The Final Stitch

So, there you have it. Dressing prisoners in RimWorld: not exactly glamorous, but definitely important. Remember, a well-dressed prisoner is a less troublesome prisoner. And who knows, maybe you'll even inspire a fashion trend in your colony. "Hey, those prisoner jumpsuits are kinda cute…"

Now go forth and clothe your prisoners! Just try not to get too attached. They're still prisoners, after all. They might try to eat your pet alpaca.