Resident Evil Welcome To Raccoon City Disney Plus
Okay, let’s talk about something a little controversial. Something that might get me some angry tweets. Something involving zombies and… Disney Plus?
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City on Disney Plus? Hear me out!
I know, I know. Resident Evil and Disney don’t exactly scream “match made in heaven.” We’re talking brains vs. fairy dust. But stick with me; I’ve got a theory.
Firstly, let's be honest. The movie wasn't amazing. It had its moments, sure. But was it a cinematic masterpiece? Nah.
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Why Disney Plus Could Be… Interesting
My reasoning is simple. Disney Plus is expanding! They’ve got Marvel, Star Wars, and… well, basically everything. So, why not a slightly cheesy, zombie-filled action flick?
Think about it. Disney Plus is trying to appeal to everyone. They're branching out. Moon Knight was pretty dark, right?
And let's be real, some of us secretly enjoy those B-movie vibes. The questionable CGI. The over-the-top acting. We're not ashamed! (Okay, maybe a little).
Plus, imagine the memes! Mr. X wearing Mickey Mouse ears? A zombie outbreak at Disney World? The possibilities are endless!
Addressing the Zombie Elephant in the Room
I know what you're thinking. "But it's too scary for kids!" True. But Disney Plus has parental controls! Problem solved.
And honestly, some kids are way more desensitized to violence than we think. Just saying. They're probably already playing Fortnite with zombie skins.
Let's face it, we are already raising a generation that isn't scared of anything. Except maybe not having Wi-Fi.
Besides, Disney already owns Marvel, which has some pretty intense fight scenes. Is a few zombies really that different?
My Unpopular Opinion: Embrace the Chaos!
Maybe I'm just a weirdo. Maybe I have terrible taste in movies. But I think Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City finding a home on Disney Plus would be hilarious.
It’s a so-bad-it’s-good kind of movie. Perfect for a guilty pleasure watch after the kids are in bed.
Could you imagine seeing Jill Valentine standing next to Captain America on Disney Plus? The universe might implode. But it'd be a fun implosion!
Ultimately, it's all about broadening horizons. Letting loose a little. And maybe, just maybe, introducing a new generation to the terrifying (and slightly ridiculous) world of Resident Evil.
So, am I completely insane? Probably. But hey, a girl can dream, right?
And if it does happen, remember I called it first! You owe me a churro… from Disney World… while being chased by a (friendly!) zombie.
Maybe I should lay off the video games. But then again, maybe not. What do you think?
