Red Lion Templins Hotel On The River

Okay, so picture this: you're scrolling through travel websites, right? Overwhelmed, of course, because picking a hotel is basically like picking a spouse – you're committing to spending a significant amount of time with it, and you really don't want any regrets. Then, BAM! You see it: The Red Lion Templins Hotel on the River in Post Falls, Idaho. And you think, "Hold on a second... is that a hotel practically in the river?" Well, friend, let me tell you, it practically is!

Why I Almost Moved In (And Why You Might, Too)

I'm not kidding, this place is something else. It’s not just on the river; it's basically hugging it. I half expected to see otters checking in and out, demanding room service. And frankly, if they did, I wouldn’t be surprised. They probably have a better rewards program than I do. I'm pretty sure I saw a fish wave at me from my balcony. Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration... but the point is, the river is right there.

Location, Location, Floating Location!

Post Falls itself is this charming little town that's close enough to Spokane, Washington, that you can get your big-city fix (shopping, concerts, complaining about traffic) but far enough away that you can actually, you know, breathe. And the Red Lion Templins? Prime real estate. You’re basically stranded on a luxurious, river-adjacent island of relaxation. Think Gilligan's Island, but with better cocktails and no coconut radios.

Let's break down the amazingness:

• On the Spokane River: Duh, we've established this. But seriously, it's gorgeous. Think sunrise coffees overlooking the water, sunset dinners with the sound of gentle rapids, and the occasional (okay, probably not occasional if you're clumsy like me) dropping-your-phone-in-the-river scare.
• Close to Spokane: Need that Nordstrom fix? Craving a show? Spokane's a quick hop away. Just don't forget where you parked. I may or may not have spent a solid hour wandering around a parking garage there once...
• Surrounded by Nature: Hiking trails, fishing spots, and opportunities for general outdoorsy-ness abound. I even considered taking up kayaking. Briefly. Then I remembered I'm uncoordinated.

The Hotel Itself: Not Just a Pretty River View

Okay, so the location is amazing. But what about the hotel? Well, folks, it doesn't disappoint. It's not just resting on its riverside laurels; it's actually a really nice place. Think comfortable rooms, friendly staff (who probably get asked about the river approximately 7,000 times a day and still manage to smile), and all the amenities you'd expect from a solid hotel.

Let's Talk Amenities (Because Who Doesn't Love Amenities?)

Here's where the Red Lion Templins really shines. They've got you covered, whether you're a hardcore business traveler or just someone looking to escape the kids (no judgment, we've all been there).

• Rooms with a View: Seriously, try to get a river view room. It’s worth the extra few bucks. Even if you just end up staring at the river the entire time, it's a much better view than, say, a parking lot.
• Outdoor Pool & Hot Tub: Because what's better than swimming in a pool? Swimming in a pool next to a river, duh! And the hot tub? Perfect for unwinding after a long day of, uh, relaxing by the river.
• On-Site Restaurant & Bar: Let's be honest, sometimes you just don't want to leave the hotel. And that's perfectly fine! The restaurant serves up some delicious food, and the bar is a great place to grab a drink and swap stories (or just eavesdrop on other people's stories, I won't judge).
• Free Wi-Fi: Because in this day and age, a hotel without Wi-Fi is basically a crime against humanity. How else are you going to post pictures of the river on Instagram and make all your friends jealous?

I swear, I'm not getting paid to say this, but the beds were incredibly comfortable. I may or may not have considered stealing the pillows. Don’t tell anyone. They also have meeting rooms. So if you are on a business trip, that could be useful. But in the off chance that you’re in Post Falls for business you can take advantage of the gorgeous location to unwind.

Things to Do (Besides Staring at the River)

Okay, so you've checked in, you've admired the view, you've taken a dip in the pool. Now what? Well, Post Falls and the surrounding area have plenty to offer.

• Go for a Hike: There are tons of trails nearby, ranging from easy strolls to more challenging climbs. Just remember to bring water and maybe a bear bell. You know, just in case.
• Hit the Golf Course: If you're into swinging clubs and yelling "Fore!", there are several golf courses in the area. I'm not a golfer myself, but I hear it's a relaxing way to spend an afternoon... unless you're terrible, in which case it's probably incredibly frustrating.
• Explore Downtown Post Falls: It's a charming little downtown with shops, restaurants, and a general small-town vibe. Be sure to check out the local breweries and wineries – they're surprisingly good!
• Visit Spokane: As I mentioned earlier, Spokane is just a short drive away. Check out Riverfront Park, the Spokane Falls, or catch a show at the Knitting Factory.

My Final Verdict (And Why You Should Book a Room, Like, Now)

Look, I'm not a travel expert. I'm just a person who likes nice hotels and pretty scenery. And the Red Lion Templins Hotel on the River? It delivers on both fronts. It's a great place to relax, unwind, and escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life. Plus, you can tell people you stayed in a hotel that's practically in the river, which is a pretty cool conversation starter.

So, if you're looking for a unique and memorable getaway, I highly recommend checking out the Red Lion Templins. Just be prepared to spend a lot of time staring at the river. And maybe keep a close eye on your phone. You know, just in case. And I'll see you there. I might be the one kayaking. Or just drinking cocktails by the river.

In conclusion: Go. Stay. Relax. Don't fall in the river (unless you're into that sort of thing). You won't regret it.

P.S. If you do see an otter checking in, please get a picture. For science.