Perry Mason Season 2 Hbo Max Release Date
Okay, let's talk about Perry Mason Season 2 on HBO Max. Or rather, the lack of talking about it. Where is it? Seriously!
It feels like we've been waiting an eternity. I keep checking HBO Max. Nada. It's starting to feel personal, you know?
The Great Perry Mason Season 2 Mystery
What's the hold-up? Did Perry Mason lose a case? Or maybe he's just stuck in traffic. Los Angeles traffic, to be precise.
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I've got theories. Wild ones, of course. Maybe they're filming it in secret! A top-secret operation worthy of a Cold War spy movie.
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Here's where I might lose some of you. Season 1 was... fine. Good, even! But did it need a second season? (ducks for cover)
Don't get me wrong. I appreciate a good period piece. Matthew Rhys is brilliant. But sometimes, less is more, right?
I know, I know. Sacrilege! The first season had great sets and intriguing characters. I'm just saying, maybe we should let Perry Mason rest.
The Waiting Game: Is It Worth It?
Despite my grumbling, I'll probably watch Season 2. Curiosity gets the better of me. And maybe it'll be amazing!
I'm hoping for more snappy dialogue. More shady characters. And definitely more complicated cases. Make it worth the wait, HBO Max!
I have this image of HBO executives sitting around a table. Debating the release date. Playing poker with the fate of Perry Mason.
What We Think We Know (Which Is Basically Nothing)
Okay, so the internet is a swirling vortex of rumors. Some say it’s delayed. Some say it’s coming soon. Others suggest it's been quietly cancelled. Gulp.
The official HBO Max line? Crickets. Deafening, anticipatory crickets. They're really good at keeping secrets over there.
My sources (aka, random Reddit threads) suggest a possible 2023 release. But honestly, that's as reliable as a politician's promise.
My Demands (Just Kidding... Mostly)
If and when Perry Mason Season 2 finally arrives, here's what I want. No pressure, HBO Max.
First, more of that gritty, noir atmosphere. Second, a truly captivating mystery. And third, an explanation for the delay! Spill the beans!
I'm picturing a montage. Perry Mason fighting crime. HBO Max executives sweating nervously. The clock ticking down.
A Humble Plea to HBO Max
Dear HBO Max, please, for the love of Raymond Burr, give us a release date. Even a vague one! Throw us a bone!
We're not asking for much. Just a little bit of information. And maybe a teaser trailer. Or a promotional photo. Anything!
Until then, I'll be here. Refreshing HBO Max. Waiting. Wondering. And maybe re-watching Season 1. Reluctantly. (Okay, maybe not that reluctantly.)
Is it possible that Perry Mason is waiting for the perfect moment? Perhaps a national holiday? Or maybe when the stars align? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, feel free to join me in this purgatory of anticipation. Misery loves company, after all. And who knows, maybe if we complain loud enough, someone will hear us.
So, what do you think? Am I being too harsh? Or are you just as impatiently awaiting the return of Perry Mason as I am?
Sound off in the comments! Let's commiserate together. Or, you know, just yell at me for my unpopular opinion. I'm ready.
