Our Flag Means Death Season 2 Release Date

Okay, let's be real. We're all obsessed with Our Flag Means Death, right? And the BIG question is: WHEN IS SEASON 2 COMING?!

The Endless Wait: Are We There Yet?

Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting for centuries. I refresh HBO Max daily. Maybe even hourly... don't judge.

Everyone's got theories. Is it going to drop in October? Or will they make us suffer until next year? The suspense is killing me!

We've been scouring the internet for clues. Behind-the-scenes photos? Cast interviews? Anything!

But all we've got are vague promises and cryptic smiles from David Jenkins. Thanks a lot, buddy!

My unpopular opinion? I'm starting to think they're enjoying our agony. Evil geniuses, I tell you.

Let's be honest, we're all comparing it to other shows. When did The Good Place get renewed? How long did we wait for Ted Lasso season 2?

I know, I know, it's not a competition. But... it kind of is. I'm impatient, okay?

We deserve this season. We need to see more of Stede and Blackbeard! Our mental health depends on it!

Here are my totally unsubstantiated predictions. Take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a shot of rum).

First, a trailer will drop unexpectedly. Like, while we're all distracted by pumpkin spice lattes or something.

Second, the season will be even funnier and more heartwarming. Prepare for serious emotional whiplash.

And third, we'll all immediately demand a season 3. Because one season is never enough!

Look, I'm not a TV executive. But I have some thoughts. Maybe the delay is due to the sheer brilliance of the writing.

Crafting witty dialogue and compelling characters takes time. They're not just slapping this together, you know.

Or maybe Taika Waititi is just super busy. Directing a million movies and being generally awesome. Fair enough.

Here's another hot take: Maybe the wait is making us appreciate it more. Anticipation can be a good thing, right?

Okay, I don't really believe that. I just want the show now!

But hey, at least we have fanfiction and memes to keep us going. The internet is a beautiful thing.

Honestly, not much. We can rewatch season 1. We can write strongly worded letters to HBO Max. (Okay, maybe don't do that.)

We can also speculate wildly with our friends. Misery loves company, as they say.

And most importantly, we can hold onto hope. Because Our Flag Means Death season 2 will eventually arrive. It has to!

The release date remains a mystery. But one thing's for sure: we're all ready for more Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach adventures.

So, let's keep our fingers crossed. And maybe sacrifice a rubber ducky to the TV gods. Just in case.

Until then, I'll be here. Refreshing HBO Max. Waiting. Hoping. And probably overanalyzing every single social media post from the cast.