Only Murders In The Building Who Did It

Only Murders? More Like Only Suspects!

Okay, let's be real. We all watch Only Murders in the Building and scream at our TVs. Who DID it?! I have some thoughts.

Season 1: The Case of the Dip Debacle

First off, Tim Kono. Poor guy. Everyone suspected Jan. And rightly so! But did anyone consider... maybe he just choked on the dip?

Unpopular opinion: Jan was framed... by the dip. Okay, maybe not framed. But the dip played a part, I'm telling you.

Season 2: Bunny's Bad Day (and a Bird!)

Bunny Folger. Another victim. Another building full of suspects. Poppy was clearly involved.

But! Hear me out. What if it was Mrs. Gambolini, the parrot?

I know, I know, crazy talk. But that bird saw everything. Maybe it squawked the wrong secret at the wrong time. Plus, parrots are known to mimic things. It could be repeating what was said at the crime scene. Bird-brained? I think not!

Season 3: Ben Franklin's... Final Act?

Ben Glenroy. Big ego, bigger fall. This season was a rollercoaster! Did Dickie Dunbarton do it? Maybe. I find him shady.

Sazz Pataki, Charles' stunt double, appears at the end, shot in the apartment. Could she be the real target and Ben was just a rehearsal?

My theory? A rogue theater critic. Ben's performance was pretty terrible. Some people just can't handle bad acting. This opens up a myriad of possibilities!

The Real Criminal: Condos!

Honestly, the Arconia itself is sus. All those hidden passages and grumpy residents? It's practically a character in the show. A MURDEROUS character.

Maybe the building is cursed. Or maybe it's just got really bad acoustics and everyone's hearing things. Either way, the Arconia is not innocent.

Mabel: The One Constant?

Now, this might be controversial. Has anyone else noticed that Mabel is involved in every murder? I'm not saying she did it. I am not!

But… maybe she's a murder magnet? Or maybe she's the glue that holds all these crazy events together. Just a thought!

Oliver: The Drama King?

Oliver Putnam is the mastermind. It could be he is trying to bring the Arconia residents together for the common purpose of solving mysteries.

Every time he says "to die for" I wonder if he just says that about his meals.

Charles: The Unlikely Suspect?

I don't think Charles would intentionally kill someone but what if he suffers from Dissociative Identity Disorder. It could be that he is completely unaware.

Perhaps Charles is covering for someone and he himself doesn't know the truth.

The Unsung Heroes (and Suspects):

Let's not forget the supporting cast. Uma Heller? Howard Morris? They're always lurking in the background. Don't underestimate them! They might be involved. Especially Uma!

Final Thoughts: It's Always the One You Least Suspect (Except When It Isn't)

Ultimately, that's what makes Only Murders in the Building so great. It keeps us guessing. And arguing with our friends about our wild theories.

So, who really did it? Maybe we'll never know for sure. But that won't stop us from trying to figure it out next season! And maybe, just maybe, it was the dip.