Only Murders In The Building Season 2 Time

Okay, people, let's talk Only Murders In The Building, Season 2. Specifically, how long it took. I know, I know, everyone loves it.

But, hear me out! Maybe… just maybe… it dragged a little. Like, a tiny bit.

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

Ready? Buckle up. Season 2 felt... stretched. Like they had a great idea. But not quite enough juice to fill ten whole episodes.

I mean, glitter bombs? Really? We spent a lot of time on those.

The Glitter Problem

Look, I get it. It’s quirky. It’s New York. It's glitter! But did we need, like, three entire scenes dedicated to tracking glitter?

I’m not sure. I suspect not. Maybe that’s just me, though.

Also, Bunny Folger’s last day? We saw it. Like, a lot. From every angle imaginable.

Bunny's Big Day (Repeatedly)

I appreciate the effort. Seeing things from different character's perspectives is a neat trick. But did we really need so many replays?

It felt a bit like padding, you know? Like ordering a pizza and finding out half the toppings are just crust. Sad crust.

Don’t get me wrong! I love Mabel, Oliver, and Charles. They are fantastic!

Their banter is gold. The mysteries are usually clever. But Season 2 felt like it meandered a little.

Maybe it's because I was so hyped after Season 1. It was a perfect, tightly-wound little package of murder and laughs.

The Love Triangle That Wasn't (Really)

And let’s talk about Alice. Mabel's love interest that seemed to disappear halfway through.

What was the point? It felt underdeveloped and ultimately, unnecessary. It’s like they introduced a character and then forgot what to do with her.

I wanted more Cinda Canning! She's deliciously evil! I felt there was not enough Cinda and too much glitter.

Less Glitter, More Cinda!

That’s my platform, people. Less sparkly explosions, more true crime podcast queen.

I still enjoyed Season 2, okay? It wasn't bad. It just wasn’t as amazing as I hoped.

Maybe I'm just impatient. Or maybe I have a low tolerance for prolonged mysteries. Either way, I'm ready for Season 3!

Bring On Season 3! (Hopefully Shorter)

Let’s hope Season 3 is a bit more concise. And maybe fewer episodes dedicated to glitter clean-up.

I'm ready for a new mystery. A new set of quirky suspects. And, of course, more witty banter from our favorite trio.

So, what do you think? Am I alone in this? Did Season 2 feel a bit stretched to you, too? Or am I just a crazy person who hates fun? (Probably the latter.) Tell me!

Now, excuse me while I go vacuum up all this hypothetical glitter I'm suddenly imagining.