My Status As An Assassin Obviously Exceeds The Hero Manga

Okay, let's just get this out of the way: I’m better than any hero in any manga. Seriously.

You might be thinking, "Oh, another delusional fan?" But trust me, this isn't about wishful thinking. This is about cold, hard, assassin logic.

Think about it. What's the deal with these heroes? They always telegraph their moves!

Problem #1: The Big Speech

Seriously! Every hero has to announce their intentions, their backstory, and their deepest fears right before the big fight. It's like, "I'm about to unleash my ultimate attack! It's called the Super Nova Dragon Punch of Righteousness!"

I mean, come on. That gives the bad guys, like, a solid five minutes to prepare. I would’ve taken them out while they were still monologuing. Think of the efficiency!

Imagine trying that in real life. "Okay, Janet from accounting, I'm about to staple your TPS reports to the ceiling because YOU DRANK MY COFFEE AGAIN!" She'd be halfway to HR before you could even grab the stapler.

Solution: Surprise!

My approach is a little different. I believe in the element of surprise. No fanfare, no pre-battle speeches, just…poof! Problem solved.

Like when the internet is slow, do I scream and shout at the router? No. I silently reboot it. Assassin level problem solving.

Problem #2: The Unnecessary Kindness

These heroes are always trying to "save" the bad guys. Rehabilitate them. Show them the error of their ways. That’s a whole lot of effort, and frankly, a massive security risk.

They'll be all, "I believe there's good in you!" Meanwhile, the villain is plotting their escape and preparing to unleash even more chaos. Nope. Not on my watch.

I believe in preventative measures. Like, I put the milk back in the fridge immediately after using it. That prevents the tragedy of spoiled milk. Heroic? I think so.

Solution: Efficiency is Key

My motto? "Leave no loose ends." It's not about being evil, it's about being practical.

Why spend hours trying to convince someone not to be a jerk when you could just…remove the jerk from the equation? Time is precious!

Problem #3: The Outfit

Okay, let's talk about the outfits. Spandex, capes, giant shoulder pads… Seriously? How are you supposed to be stealthy in that getup? You’re basically wearing a neon sign that screams, "HERE I AM! COME GET ME!"

And don't even get me started on the masks. Like, is it supposed to protect your identity? Because everyone knows who Superman is.

Solution: Blend In

My preferred attire? Something inconspicuous. Something that says, "I'm just a regular person, minding my own business." Jeans and a t-shirt work wonders.

I mean, who suspects the person who just looks like they’re on their way to get groceries? Exactly. It's the ultimate disguise.

So, there you have it. My status as an assassin obviously exceeds the hero manga standard. It's not about being flashy or powerful. It's about being smart, efficient, and practical. I'm basically the Marie Kondo of eliminating problems.

And let's be honest, wouldn't the world be a better place with a little more assassin-level efficiency?

Just something to think about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some strategically placed air fresheners to attend to. You never know when a bad smell might strike. It's all about preventative measures, you see.