My Next Life As A Villainess Merchandise

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something deeply, profoundly relevant to my… existence. My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! merch.

And, honestly? Some of it is... well, let's just say I have opinions. Unpopular opinions, maybe. But opinions nonetheless.

The Absolute Must-Haves

First, let’s acknowledge the brilliance. The Maria Campbell appreciation is HIGHLY necessary. Give me all the keychains, the plushies, the everything!

She deserves the world. And a mountain of adorable merchandise. I'm not saying I'd fight someone for a limited-edition Maria figure...but I'm also not saying I wouldn't.

The art books? Yes, please! The character designs are fantastic. I will happily display them prominently on my coffee table. Sorry, not sorry.

Then There's...The Other Stuff

Now, let's address the elephant in the room. Or, rather, the abundance of a certain someone on everything.

It's Catarina Claes, of course. Our lovable, dense, and cabbage-obsessed protagonist. But hear me out…

Do we really need another Catarina-shaped stress ball? I'm starting to think she's cornering the stress ball market. How many different expressions can they give her?

Look, I love Catarina. I really do. But my shelves are already groaning. It's becoming a Catarina shrine. I need to diversify my villainess-themed collection!

And the Catarina branded cabbage slicer? Is that a real thing? Please tell me that’s not a real thing. My kitchen utensil drawer is already a disaster.

I appreciate the commitment to thematic accuracy. But my culinary skills are nowhere near Catarina's level. I'd probably slice off a finger. No thank you!

Perhaps more merch focusing on the supporting cast? Imagine a Geordo Stuart royal blue tea set! Or a Keith Claes gardening kit!

Think of the possibilities! Nicol Ascart themed candles! I would buy them all. Okay, maybe not all of them. But a good few. I'm not made of money!

A Call to Action (For Merch Makers)

Dear merch makers, I beseech you. Consider the overlooked characters. Don't just flood the market with Catarina clones.

Give us the supporting cast their due! Let them shine! Let their faces grace our mugs and our mousepads!

More Alan Stuart content, please! The man's a musical genius. Where's the Alan Stuart sheet music compilation? I demand it!

Imagine a Sofina Ascart embroidery kit. Or a Mary Hunt flower-pressing set. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still buy the Catarina Claes stuff. I am weak. But a little variety wouldn't hurt. Just saying.

Because, let's be honest. A truly devoted My Next Life as a Villainess fan needs options. Options beyond a mountain of cabbage-themed paraphernalia.

So, let's make it happen. Let's make the villainess merch dreams come true. One less Catarina stress ball at a time.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go browse for more Maria Campbell keychains.