My Next Life As A Villainess Alan

Okay, unpopular opinion time! Hear me out.

I'm ready for my next life. And I'm calling dibs on being reborn as Alan Stuart from My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!

Yep. Alan. Not Maria. Not even Keith. Alan.

Why Alan, You Ask?

Let's be real. Everyone obsesses over Keith. Understandable! But Alan? He gets overlooked.

He's the second prince. He plays the piano. He's got that perpetually unimpressed look. What's not to love?

Think about it! Being a prince sounds glamorous. But imagine the constant pressure.

The boring royal duties. The arranged marriage possibilities. The sheer awkwardness of navigating courtly life.

And that’s before a reincarnated idiot bulldozes through everything! Alan handles it all with a straight face. That's impressive.

Okay, the real reason I want to be Alan? The piano. Seriously.

Imagine being able to just sit down and unleash your angst through beautiful music. Forget therapy! I'd just play a dramatic sonata.

He’s probably composing bangers about how irritating his little brother is. Relatable.

Alan is surrounded by potential love interests. He’s just too busy being prince-y to notice.

Sure, the main focus is Katarina. But come on! He could have some interesting side stories. Fanfiction writers, get on that!

Plus, if I were Alan, I'd totally lean into the whole "brooding artist" vibe. Guaranteed to attract someone.

Alright, I'll admit it. Being Alan isn't perfect.

He's kind of stuffy. And he has a bit of a complex about his talents. But those are just quirks! Things I can work with.

Besides, who doesn't have a little bit of baggage?

Okay, Katarina is a whole other issue. The girl’s denser than a black hole.

But honestly? I'd probably just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. Maybe write a song about it. "Ode to Obliviousness," perhaps?

Being near that level of obliviousness might be… concerning. But Alan has managed so far.

So, yeah. That’s my slightly unhinged desire to be Alan Stuart.

He's got the talent, the position, and the potential for serious character development. All while navigating a truly bizarre situation.

Plus, I really want to play the piano. So, universe, make it happen! Please?