My Hero Academia World Heroes' Mission English Dub Release Date

Okay, let's talk My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission. Specifically, the English dub. When is it dropping?!
We've all been patiently waiting. Or maybe not-so-patiently, judging by my Twitter feed. The suspense is real!
The Great Dub Delay: A Comedic Tragedy?
Seriously, what's the hold up? Are they hand-crafting each vocal inflection with artisanal care? Is All Might's VA doing vocal exercises in a Himalayan monastery?
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I'm picturing a bunch of voice actors trapped in a recording booth. Surrounded by mountains of scripts. Driven mad by the sheer power of plus ultra!
Just kidding (mostly). But you gotta admit, the wait feels like forever.
Speculation Station: Choo Choo!
Let's put on our detective hats. And by detective hats, I mean our comfiest pajamas.
Historically, Funimation (now Crunchyroll) has been pretty good about dub release windows. But sometimes, stuff happens.

Maybe there were scheduling conflicts. Perhaps a rogue Nomu attacked the studio. The possibilities are endless! (and mostly ridiculous).
My totally unsubstantiated theory? They're waiting for the perfect time to maximize hype. A brilliant, if slightly evil, marketing strategy!
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves!)
Okay, here it comes. I actually... like the subbed version better.
Don't hate me! I know the English dub is awesome. But there's something about the original Japanese voice acting that just hits different.

Especially Bakugo. That angry little Pomeranian just sounds so much more authentically explosive in Japanese. Boom!
Before you unleash your Quirks on me, hear me out! It's a matter of personal preference. Like pineapple on pizza (which, by the way, I also secretly enjoy).
I get it, though. Some people prefer the dub. It's easier to follow while you're multitasking. Like folding laundry. Or fighting actual villains. You know, typical Tuesday stuff.
The Anticipation is Killing Me! (But Not Really)
Regardless of my sub vs. dub stance, I'm still excited for the English version. I'll probably watch it anyway. Because I'm a My Hero Academia addict.

I want to hear what Deku sounds like yelling "Smash!" in English. I crave the perfectly delivered one-liners.
And I'm definitely curious to see how they handle the emotional scenes. Prepare for the waterworks!
So, Crunchyroll, if you're reading this (highly unlikely, but a girl can dream), please, please, PLEASE give us a release date soon!
My sanity (and my Twitter feed) depends on it.

In the meantime, I'll be over here. Re-watching the Japanese version. And plotting ways to infiltrate Crunchyroll HQ. For purely informational purposes, of course.
While We Wait...
Here's a thought! Let's all re-watch season 5. Or reread the manga. Or write some fanfiction. Or just scream into the void about the release date.
We're all in this together, fellow heroes! Let's use our Quirks of impatience and speculation for good. Or at least for amusement.
And remember: Plus Ultra! Even when waiting for dub release dates. Because eventually, it will arrive. And when it does, it'll be glorious.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go practice my All Might impression.
