List Of Bad Things That Happened In 2020 By Month
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to take a trip down memory lane! And by "memory lane," I mean "the road paved with expired hand sanitizer and existential dread" that was 2020.
January: Australia Was On Fire (Literally!)
Remember when Australia was basically a giant bonfire? Yeah, that was January. Koalas were running for their lives, and the sky was orange. Good times!
Kobe Bryant's Tragic Passing
And let's not forget the heartbreaking loss of Kobe Bryant. Seriously, January was just like, "Hold my beer, I'm just getting started."
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February: Brewing Troubles
Okay, February wasn't as bad as January, but there was a certain feeling like "Uh oh". Like when you smell something burning and you know you forgot about that pizza in the oven.
March: The World Shut Down
BOOM! Pandemic! Suddenly, everyone was a Zoom expert, and toilet paper became more valuable than gold. Remember frantically searching for hand sanitizer like it was the last life raft on the Titanic?
We all became amateur bakers overnight. Banana bread recipes skyrocketed. Let's be real, some of that bread was... questionable.
April: Tiger King Mania
Enter Joe Exotic! The only thing crazier than being stuck inside was watching a documentary about a tiger-obsessed, mullet-sporting zookeeper. We binge-watched it all! We had nothing else to do!
Remember those silly challenges? Dalgona coffee, anyone? I think we all needed a distraction and maybe a caffeine boost.
May: Murder Hornets?! Seriously?!
As if a pandemic wasn't enough, May brought us murder hornets. Giant, terrifying insects that just wanted to ruin our picnics. Mother Nature was clearly having a laugh.
And the fashion? Pajamas all day, every day. It was surprisingly comfortable, though. Don't lie; you loved it a little bit. I am still wearing mine!
June: A Whole Lotta Feelings
June saw a lot of social unrest. It was a time for reflection and change, and a lot of passionate voices were finally heard.
Remember trying to figure out if you should wear a mask AND sunglasses? The struggle was real.
July & August: The Dog Days of Lockdown
July and August felt like one long, hot, sticky blur of boredom. We were all just trying to survive the summer inside.
And the haircuts! Oh, the haircuts. Let's just say some of us discovered we are not professional hairstylists.
September: Back-to-School Chaos
September brought the back-to-school debacle! Virtual learning was a wild ride for parents and teachers alike. Who knew kindergarten could be so technologically challenging?
Remember trying to juggle work, homeschooling, and your own sanity? We were all superheroes!
October: Spooky Season, Spooky Year
October was supposed to be spooky fun, but honestly, the year itself was scary enough. Halloween was... different.
But we still tried to make the best of it, right? We decorated our houses and ate too much candy. Because why not?
November & December: Election Stress & Holiday Blues
November brought the election, which was… well, let's just say it was stressful. And then December brought the holiday blues, compounded by the pandemic.
Virtual Thanksgiving? Zoom Christmas? It wasn't ideal, but we made it work. We learned how to connect in new ways.
In conclusion, 2020 was a dumpster fire wrapped in a garbage truck, but hey, we survived! And if we can survive that, we can survive anything!
