Jojo Part 6 New Episodes Release Date

Okay, let's talk JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. Specifically, when are we getting more episodes?! Are we there yet?

I know, I know. We already got a big chunk, right? But patience is for saints, and I just want to see Jolyne wreck more faces already.

The Stone Ocean Drought: A First-World Problem

Seriously, the wait feels like it's longer than Dio's lifespan. Okay, maybe not that long. But it's close!

Every day feels like another round of Made in Heaven accelerating time against my will. Except, instead of the universe resetting, I'm just stuck waiting for more Stand battles.

And don’t even get me started on the meme potential! I need fresh material, Netflix. Think of the children... who need JoJo memes.

Have We Heard Anything Concrete? (Spoiler: Mostly No)

So, what's the deal? The honest answer? Your guess is as good as mine.

Netflix is notoriously tight-lipped. They like to keep us on our toes. Makes for good marketing, I guess, but it's awful for our collective sanity.

We've scoured the internet. Dug through forum after forum. Checked every JoJo-related Twitter account we could find. Still, no official date. Zilch. Nada.

"I'm not saying I'm obsessed, but I've started dreaming in Stand cries. Is that normal?"

Okay, maybe I should dial it back a notch. Maybe. But the wait is killing me!

My Unpopular Opinion: It's Worth the Wait (Maybe)

Here's the thing: Stone Ocean is good. Like, really, really good.

Even though the wait is agonizing, maybe it's for the best. They're probably making sure the animation is top-notch. That the voice acting is perfect. That the story adaptation does justice to the manga.

I'd rather wait and get something amazing than have them rush it out and ruin everything. Right? Right?! Please agree with me. My fragile JoJo-loving heart can't take another disagreement.

Although, a little communication wouldn’t hurt, Netflix. A tease even?

What Can We Do in the Meantime? (Besides Complain)

Rewatch the previous episodes? Yep. Read the manga? Absolutely.

Argue about which Stand is the most powerful? A must. Create fan theories that are probably completely wrong? You know it.

Basically, immerse ourselves in the world of JoJo. Keep the hype alive. And maybe, just maybe, if we collectively manifest hard enough, Netflix will drop the release date soon.

So, let's all hold hands and channel our inner Star Platinum. Let’s yell "ORA ORA ORA" into the void. Anything to get some new episodes of Stone Ocean!

And if all else fails, we can just keep refreshing Netflix every five minutes. Surely, that’ll work eventually. Right?