Is The Purge Going To Happen In 2021

Okay, let's be real. Is The Purge about to become reality? Like, are we talking legally sanctioned chaos in 2021?

Probably not. But a girl can dream (or, you know, have slightly morbid curiosities), right?

The Year of Unprecedented Everything

2020 was... a lot. Let's just say that. Some folks might argue we were already living in a low-key purge situation anyway.

And 2021? Well, it's continuing the trend. Everything's still a bit unpredictable. Maybe that's why the question keeps popping up.

Look, I'm no expert. But I'm pretty sure Congress isn't about to pass a law legalizing murder for 12 hours.

That being said, wouldn't it make for interesting television? Just kidding... mostly.

Seriously though, the chances are slim to none. But humor me for a second. What if it did happen?

“Imagine the Black Friday sales, but with… significantly higher stakes.”

Okay, unpopular opinion incoming. I think The Purge would be incredibly inefficient. Think about it.

Everyone's running around committing crimes? The logistics are insane. Traffic would be a nightmare.

And the cleanup? Oh god, the cleanup crews would need hazard pay and therapy. Forget about finding parking.

If I had to participate (hypothetically, of course), I'd spend the entire time inside. With really good locks.

Maybe I'd watch a marathon of cheesy horror movies. Or bake cookies. Self-care is crucial, even during societal collapse.

Plus, looting seems exhausting. All that heavy lifting? No thanks.

Although, free stuff is tempting. Never mind, ignore that.

But seriously, think about the planning. What would you do? Where would you go?

Honestly, I think The Purge movies are more about exploring societal anxieties. They tap into our fears and frustrations.

That feeling of wanting to just... let it all out? We've all been there. Right?

So, maybe the real purge is just about confronting those feelings. (Without actually breaking the law, obviously.)

Instead of robbing banks, maybe try screaming into a pillow. Or writing a strongly worded letter to your cable company.

Punching a punching bag is also a great option. Just, you know, don't punch actual people.

And definitely don't rely on vigilante justice. Leave that to Batman. We have a legal system for a reason (sometimes).

So, no, The Purge probably isn't happening in 2021. But you can still unleash your inner chaos… responsibly.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go yell at my printer. It deserves it.