If You're Not In The Obit Eat Breakfast
Ever heard the saying, "If you're not in the obit, eat breakfast?" It's folksy wisdom, plain and simple. It’s about appreciating the day you’ve got.
Think about it: the obituary page is the final headline. If you’re not there, you’ve got another chapter to write. And what better way to start a new chapter than with a hearty breakfast?
The Breakfast of Champions (and Survivors!)
Breakfast isn't just fuel. It's a symbol. A symbol of new beginnings, potential, and the sheer audacity of being alive.
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Forget the fancy avocado toast. We're talking about whatever makes your heart sing at 7 AM. Maybe it's crispy bacon, fluffy pancakes, or a humble bowl of oatmeal. Whatever it is, own it!
My grandpa, a man who lived to 97 and swore by this motto, started every day with a plate of scrambled eggs. He said it was the protein that kept him going. But I suspect it was the ritual, the simple act of celebrating another morning.
More Than Just Food: It's a Mindset
The beauty of "If you're not in the obit, eat breakfast" is that it’s more than just a dietary suggestion. It's a joyful rejection of existential dread.
It's about waking up and saying, "Hey, I'm still here!" And then rewarding yourself with something delicious.
It doesn't mean ignoring problems. Or pretending life is always sunshine and rainbows. It simply acknowledges that you have another opportunity to make things a little bit better.
Embrace the Absurdity (and the Syrup)
Life is inherently absurd. We strive, we worry, we fret. Yet, eventually, we all end up in the obituary section.
So why not embrace the absurdity and slather some extra syrup on those pancakes? Why not sing loudly in the shower, even if you can't carry a tune? Why not wear that ridiculous hat you love, even if it attracts stares?
“If you're not in the obit, eat breakfast” is an invitation to be unapologetically yourself. To savor the small moments. To find joy in the everyday.
Turning the Page with Every Bite
Imagine someone facing a difficult diagnosis. The fear, the uncertainty… it's overwhelming. But even then, the simple act of eating breakfast can be a small act of defiance.
It's a way of saying, "I'm not giving up. I'm still here, and I'm going to enjoy this moment." It's about finding strength in the ordinary. It’s also about the power of having people who care for you.
Next time you're feeling down, remember those wise words. Skip the doomscrolling. Head to the kitchen and whip up something tasty.
Start Living!
Ultimately, “If you’re not in the obit, eat breakfast” is a reminder to live life to the fullest, whatever that means to you. It is a celebration of life.
Because let's face it, life is short. And breakfast is delicious. So go ahead, take a bite. The world awaits!
Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk about breakfast has made me hungry.
