If I Can't Have Love I Want Power Free
Okay, let's be real. Love is… complicated. You hear all these songs about it. See it in movies. Everyone's chasing it. But what if you're just… not feeling it? Or, you know, it's just not feeling you?
Then I say: power to the people! Specifically, power to me. If I can't have love, I want power. It's my new motto, inspired by the queen herself, Halsey. She totally gets it.
The Downside of Dating
Dating is a minefield. Seriously. You've got ghosting, breadcrumbing, and the dreaded "seen" but no reply. It's exhausting! And let's not even talk about awkward silences.
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Instead of swiping left and right, maybe I should be swiping… credit cards? Towards a better business venture? Just a thought.
Power vs. Partners
Think about it. What does love give you? Supposedly, support. Companionship. Someone to watch Netflix with.
Power? Power gives you all that! Okay, maybe not the Netflix buddy. But you can hire someone to watch Netflix with you. Seriously, there's an app for that. Problem solved.
"Give me control over a man's money, and you can let the Pope have control over his soul." - Susan B. Anthony (pretty much about power, right?)
My Plan of Attack (on… Life!)
Forget finding "the one." I'm finding the one… business plan. My new life involves spreadsheets, not soulmates. Get rich or die trying is my new love story.
Step one: learn to code. Step two: conquer the world. Step three: maybe adopt a cat. Priorities, people!
Power Outfits, Not Power Couples
My closet is getting a makeover. Say goodbye to cute date-night dresses. Hello, power suits! Sharp blazers! Shoes that scream "I own this boardroom!"
Who needs a significant other when you have a killer outfit that makes you feel like you can conquer anything? Seriously, confidence is the best accessory.
Is This Realistic? Probably Not.
Look, I'm not saying love is bad. It's just… not my priority right now. Maybe I'll find love later. Maybe I'll become a benevolent dictator. Who knows?
But for now, I'm embracing the "If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power" philosophy. It's empowering! And slightly ridiculous. Which is exactly how I like it.
Final Thoughts (Before My World Domination Begins)
So, next time you see me, don't ask about my love life. Ask about my five-year plan. Ask about my stock portfolio. Ask me if I need someone to watch Netflix with me (paid, of course).
Because let's face it, in this world, power is pretty great. Maybe even better than love. Okay, maybe not better, but definitely a solid second choice. And sometimes, second place wins.
