I Am The Hero But Also The Demon Lord

Okay, unpopular opinion time. Hear me out. I think… I might be both the hero and the Demon Lord.

Don't click away yet! I know, I know. It sounds crazy.

The Heroic Stuff

Let’s start with the good stuff. I always return my shopping cart. Is that not peak heroism?

And I hold doors open for people. Even the teenagers who barely acknowledge me. Manners, people! Also, hero points.

I once rescued a spider from my bathtub. Gave him a whole new life in the garden. You're welcome, little buddy.

My "Signature" Move

I’m also REALLY good at parallel parking. It's practically a superpower.

People stare in awe. Okay, maybe they're just annoyed I took their spot. Semantics.

But in my head? I'm saving the world, one perfectly executed parking maneuver at a time.

The Demon Lord in Me

Now for the darker side. The Demon Lord tendencies. Prepare yourselves.

I have a serious weakness for microwaving fish at work. The audacity is strong with this one.

My colleagues subtly avoid the breakroom. They fear my… culinary choices.

Minions? Maybe...

Sometimes, I accidentally move the office supplies. Just a tiny bit. Like, the stapler is now on the left side of the desk.

Chaos ensues. People waste precious minutes searching. Am I fostering teamwork? Or am I a low-level evil mastermind?

My pet peeve? Loud talkers on public transport. Seriously, people, inside voices!

My inner Demon Lord wants to blast them with a silence spell. But I restrain myself. Mostly.

Am I Really That Bad?

So, maybe I'm not a true Demon Lord. Perhaps just a mischievous imp?

But I embrace my chaotic side. A little darkness keeps things interesting.

And I maintain my heroic endeavors. Rescuing spiders and parallel parking, you know?

The Grey Area

Maybe we all have a little Demon Lord and a little hero inside us.

It’s about balance, right? Using your powers for good…mostly.

So the next time you accidentally cut someone off in traffic, or forgot to put the milk back in the fridge? Don't feel too bad.

Just balance it out by donating to charity. Or complimenting a stranger. Everyone wins.

The Verdict

So, yeah. I'm the hero and the Demon Lord.

Deal with it.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some microwaved fish to heat up. Mwahahaha!