How To Watch The New Season Of Dexter

Alright, Dexter fans, listen up! Your favorite blood spatter analyst with a slightly unconventional hobby is back! And you absolutely, positively, CANNOT miss it. But before you dive headfirst into the thrilling world of morally ambiguous vigilantism, let's talk about how to actually WATCH the new season.

Fear not, technology-challenged friend! We're going to break it down simpler than Dexter breaking down a... well, you get the idea.

Streaming is Your Best Friend

In this day and age, streaming is king (or queen, if you're more of a Deb Morgan fan). Gone are the days of frantically rushing home to catch it live, or worse, setting a VCR! Remember those dinosaurs?

Showtime is the mothership for all things Dexter. This means a Showtime subscription will be your golden ticket. Think of it as your "Passage to Serial Killer Paradise". Okay, maybe not paradise, but you get the gist.

Option 1: Showtime's Own Streaming Service

Showtime has its own standalone streaming service. It's conveniently called... Showtime! You can usually find it by searching "Showtime" on your smart TV, Roku, Amazon Fire Stick, or any other streaming device you might have duct-taped to your television (no judgment!).

Sign up, enter your credit card details (adulting is hard, I know), and BOOM! You're in! Dexter at your fingertips!

Option 2: Bundled Up!

Maybe you're already swimming in streaming subscriptions? In that case, you may be able to add Showtime as an "add-on" to services like Hulu or Amazon Prime Video. It's like getting a bonus dessert after already eating a delicious meal. A delicious, slightly disturbing meal.

Just check your existing subscriptions. Adding Showtime might be cheaper than getting it separately. Plus, less apps to juggle!

Don't Forget Cable (If You're Old School!)

Believe it or not, some people still have cable! If you're rocking a cable box and a landline (respect!), check your channel lineup. You likely already have Showtime included in your package.

Look for the Showtime channel. Refer to your cable guide (that ancient scroll thing). Set a reminder. And settle in for some good ol' fashioned appointment viewing!

Borrow a Friend's Password (We Won't Tell!)

Okay, I'm not officially endorsing this. But let's be honest: we've all been there. If you have a friend who's already subscribed to Showtime, maybe you could "borrow" their password. Just promise them you'll bring the snacks when you watch together. A fair trade for access to the glorious world of Dexter Morgan.

Just remember to be discreet. What happens on the streaming service, stays on the streaming service... unless, of course, you accidentally tweet spoilers. Then all bets are off!

Stay Away From Spoilers!

Seriously, this is crucial. The internet is a minefield of spoilers. One wrong click and BAM! You'll know exactly who Dexter targets in episode three. And nobody wants that!

Mute key phrases on Twitter. Avoid Dexter-related forums until you're caught up. Befriend people who haven't watched it yet so you can share the experience spoiler-free!

Prepare for Some Serious Binge-Watching

Once you start, it's hard to stop. Dexter is like a delicious, dark chocolate cake. You know it's probably not the healthiest thing for you, but you just can't resist!

Clear your schedule. Stock up on snacks. Put your phone on "Do Not Disturb". Get ready to lose yourself in the world of Dexter once again. You've been warned!

So there you have it! Your comprehensive (and hopefully entertaining) guide to watching the new season of Dexter. Now go forth, stream responsibly, and try not to think too much about what Dexter's up to. Happy viewing!