How To Watch Jurassic Park Movies In Order

Alright, dino-lovers! You're ready to dive headfirst into the world of rampaging Raptors and majestic Brachiosaurs, but you're not sure where to start? Don't worry, watching the Jurassic Park movies in order is easier than escaping a hungry T-Rex (though maybe not by much!). Let's get you sorted!

The Simple, No-Fuss Viewing Order

We're going chronological, folks! That means watching the films as the story unfolds, from the very first mosquito bite to the latest prehistoric panic.

1. Jurassic Park (1993)

The one that started it all! Jurassic Park is a classic for a reason. Imagine the scene: John Hammond, the ultimate showman, wants to open a dinosaur theme park. What could possibly go wrong?

Spoiler: Everything goes wrong! Hold onto your popcorn; it's a wild ride.

2. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Jeff Goldblum is back! This time, he's venturing to a second island, Site B, where the dinosaurs were initially bred. Think of it as the dinosaur version of a bad Airbnb experience.

Expect more chaos, more dinosaurs, and more Goldblum-isms that you'll be quoting for days. Life finds a way... to be totally awesome!

3. Jurassic Park III (2001)

Alan Grant is tricked into returning to Isla Sorna (aka Site B) to rescue a kid. Honestly, what is it with these islands and attracting disaster?

This one brings us the terrifying Spinosaurus, which, let's be honest, gave the T-Rex a run for its money. Prepare for some serious dino-on-dino action!

4. Jurassic World (2015)

A brand new park, a brand new disaster! Jurassic World is bigger, louder, and features a genetically modified super-dino called the Indominus Rex.

Chris Pratt tries to tame Raptors (because, why not?), and Bryce Dallas Howard runs in heels (because, Hollywood!). It's a recipe for blockbuster mayhem!

5. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Okay, so the park is destroyed, but the dinosaurs are still in danger from a volcanic eruption. Because of course they are.

Claire Dearing and Owen Grady are back to rescue the dinos. It's a race against time, lava, and greedy people who want to weaponize dinosaurs. Sigh, humans...

6. Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

Dinosaurs are now roaming free across the globe! Think pigeons, but scarier and with bigger teeth.

The original Jurassic Park trio (Grant, Sattler, and Malcolm) reunite with the Jurassic World crew to face a new threat. Expect epic dinosaur battles and a whole lot of nostalgia.

Bonus Tip: The Short Film

Want a little extra dino-goodness? Check out the short film Battle at Big Rock (2019) between Fallen Kingdom and Dominion. It shows what happens when dinosaurs meet a family camping trip. Spoilers: Camping becomes less relaxing.

That's All Folks!

So there you have it! The ultimate guide to watching the Jurassic Park movies in order. Now grab your favorite snacks, dim the lights, and prepare to be transported to a world where dinosaurs rule (and sometimes eat) the Earth.

Remember, life finds a way... to entertain us with giant reptiles. Enjoy the show!

And if a velociraptor shows up at your door, maybe offer it a pizza. You never know...