How To Sign Up For America's Next Top Model

So, You Want To Be On Top Model? (Good Luck!)

Okay, let's talk about America's Next Top Model, or ANTM as the cool kids (and Tyra Banks) call it. Want to be on it? Awesome! You and, like, a million other people.

First, the bad news. The show isn't really...on anymore. I know, I know! Deep breaths.

But, let's pretend it is, just for the fun of it, okay?

Step 1: Be Tall (Seriously)

Let's be real. They want you skyscraper tall. Like, giraffe status. If you're under 5'7", it's going to be an uphill battle.

Unpopular opinion: I think they should have a season for shorter models! Representation matters, people!

So, stretch daily. Eat your vegetables. Maybe hang upside down? (Don't actually do that).

Step 2: Master the Smize (Duh!)

This is the key, according to Tyra. Smize means smile with your eyes. Practice in the mirror.

It's harder than it looks. You'll probably just end up looking like you need to use the restroom. Keep practicing!

Bonus points if you can do it while balancing a book on your head and walking in stilettos.

Step 3: Develop a Tragic Backstory (Optional, But Encouraged)

Reality TV loves a good sob story. It's just...a thing. A survival story makes you relatable.

Did you struggle to make friends in high school? Were you once attacked by a rogue squirrel? These are all gold, Jerry, gold!

Just kidding (mostly). Be authentic! Your real story is probably interesting enough.

Step 4: Prepare for the Makeover (Brace Yourself)

Oh, the makeover. A rite of passage. Sometimes amazing, sometimes...questionable.

They might shave your head. They might dye your hair neon green. Are you ready for that level of commitment?

My unpopular opinion: They should ask before doing anything drastic. Like, a signed consent form. It's your hair!

Step 5: Learn to Pose (Like Your Life Depends On It)

Photoshoots on ANTM are legendary. Covered in bees? Underwater with snakes? Expect the unexpected.

Practice your poses! Learn your angles! Youtube is your friend. Fake it 'til you make it!

Remember, even if you feel ridiculous, commit. Confidence is key. And maybe waterproof mascara.

Step 6: Slay the Runway (Or Trip Gracefully)

Walking the runway is nerve-wracking. Especially when Miss J. Alexander is judging your every move.

Practice your walk in those stilettos. Own the runway! Even if you stumble, recover with style.

My unpopular opinion: High heels are instruments of torture. Let's bring back comfortable shoes! Please?!

Step 7: Be Ready for Drama (It's Inevitable)

Living in a house with a bunch of other aspiring models? It's going to get dramatic. Catfights, alliances, tears...the whole shebang.

Stay true to yourself. Don't get caught up in the drama. Remember why you're there.

Or, embrace the drama! It might get you more screen time. Just don't be the villain, unless you're into that sort of thing.

Step 8: Accept Your Fate (Whatever It May Be)

Winning is great, of course. But only one person can be America's Next Top Model.

Even if you don't win, the experience can be life-changing. You'll learn a lot about yourself. And maybe get some awesome photos for your portfolio.

And hey, you can always start a blog about your experience. Or write a tell-all book. The possibilities are endless!

So, even though ANTM isn't actively casting right now, use these tips for any modeling opportunity! Good luck, and don't forget to smize!