How To Have A Subscribed Account On Snapchat

So, You Wanna Be Snapchat Famous, Huh?

Let's be real. You're here because you secretly (or not so secretly) crave that little gold star. You want people glued to your Snapchat Stories. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

Step 1: Embrace the Absurdity

First things first, understand Snapchat is a land of fleeting moments. It's a digital playground where filters reign supreme.

Don't take yourself too seriously! Embrace the dog filter. Master the distorted voice changer.

Step 2: Become a Storytelling Ninja

No one wants to watch you stare blankly at the camera. Even if that's truly your reality.

Think of your Snapchat Story as a tiny, bite-sized TV show. What's your plot?

Are you chronicling your quest for the perfect avocado toast? Or maybe you're documenting the epic battle against your overflowing laundry basket?

Step 3: Location, Location, Location! (Stickers, That Is)

Snapchat stickers are your best friends. Use them wisely.

They add a layer of fun and context. Plus, they're shiny! Who doesn't love shiny things?

Just try not to cover your entire face with them. Unless, of course, that's your brand. No judgment.

Step 4: Polls Are Your Power Move

Want to know what your followers are really thinking? Ask them! (via poll, obviously.)

This creates engagement, and makes them feel like they have some say. (Even if they actually don't.)

Plus, its an insight for your followers interest in your content!

Step 5: Discovering the Algorithm's Secret Handshake

Ah, the infamous algorithm! It's a mysterious beast. Like trying to understand why cats love boxes.

No one truly knows how it works. But consistent posting is key. Keep that content flowing!

Also, engage with other people's stories! Show some love to get some love.

Step 6: Unpopular Opinion: Authenticity is Overrated (Kinda)

Hear me out! While being completely fake is a no-go. A little strategic exaggeration never hurt anyone.

Did you actually spend your entire Saturday reading poetry? Maybe. Did you also watch three seasons of a reality show? Definitely.

Focus on the poetry. Nobody needs to know about your reality TV addiction. (Unless you make that part of your brand!)

Step 7: Cross-Promote Like a Pro

Got other social media accounts? TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THEM!

Snapchat is great, but it's not the only game in town. Expand your empire!

Link your Instagram, your Twitter, your TikTok. The world needs to know you're out there!

Step 8: Patience, Young Padawan

Building a following takes time. Don't get discouraged if you're not instantly a Snapchat superstar.

Keep creating content. Keep engaging. Keep embracing the absurdity.

And most importantly, keep having fun! If you're not enjoying it, your followers won't either.

The (Not So) Secret Formula

Ultimately, there's no guaranteed path to Snapchat fame. It's a mix of luck, timing, and a whole lot of questionable filters.

But by following these (slightly tongue-in-cheek) steps, you'll be well on your way. At least, I hope so!

Now go forth and snap! And remember to send me a shoutout when you finally get that gold star.

"May the filters be ever in your favor." - Snapchat Proverb (probably)