How To Get Law Of Regression Elden Ring

Alright, gather 'round, Tarnished! Let me tell you a tale, a saga, a downright epic quest... to get your grubby mitts on the Law of Regression in Elden Ring. Forget slaying gods, forget collecting Great Runes (for a few minutes, anyway), because we're about to engage in some hardcore... book learning. Yeah, I know. Sounds thrilling, doesn't it?

But trust me, this incantation is worth it. Why? Because it can cure you of everything. Poison? Gone. Scarlet Rot? Poof! Madness? Well, maybe not all of it, you're still playing Elden Ring after all, but it’ll definitely help. Plus, it's crucial for unlocking one of the game’s many, MANY endings. So, buckle up buttercups, because this is gonna be a weird one.

Step 1: Gotta Get Smart (Kinda)

First things first, you need to look the part. No, I'm not talking about wearing a fancy hat (though that might help with the whole "intellectual" vibe). I'm talking about Intelligence. Lots and lots of Intelligence. We're talking a whopping 37 Intelligence points. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But I'm a Strength build! I hit things with big sticks!" That's totally cool! You can still get this incantation. You just need to, shall we say, temporarily re-spec your brain.

Here's how you temporarily become a certified genius (or at least someone who can read really big words):

• Respec Time! Head on over to Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon at the Raya Lucarian Academy (you know, the giant magical Hogwarts). Beat her (again, if necessary). Then, hand over a Larval Tear to respec your stats. If you've been neglecting your Intelligence, now's the time to pump those points!
• Talismans to the Rescue! If you're a few points short, don't fret! There are talismans that can boost your Intelligence. The Marika's Soreseal will give you +5 Intelligence (along with other stat boosts), but beware, it also increases the damage you take. The Twinsage Glintstone Crown will give you +6 Intelligence, at the cost of slightly reducing your HP and Stamina. There’s also Intelligence-knot Crystal Tear to add to your Flask of Wondrous Physick for a temporary boost. Think of it like performance enhancing drugs... for your brain!

Once you've reached the required Intelligence threshold, congratulations! You're officially smart enough to... well, read the instructions to the next step. You still haven't learned anything, but hey, baby steps, right?

Step 2: Leyndell, Royal Capital - A City in Ruins (And Puzzles!)

Okay, now for the fun part... traversing a city that's been ravaged by dragons, demigods, and general unpleasantness. We're heading to Leyndell, Royal Capital, but not the pristine, pre-dragon-fire version. We're going to the Leyndell, Ashen Capital. To get here, you need to, uh, complete a few minor tasks. Namely, defeat Maliketh, the Black Blade in Farum Azula. Don't worry, he's totally chill. Just kidding! He's a nightmare! But hey, at least you get to ride a giant dragon tornado to get to him. Silver linings, people, silver linings!

Once Leyndell is suitably ashen, it's time for some urban exploration. Head back to the Forbidden Lands site of grace, enter the city from the broken bridge, and navigate downwards. You're aiming for the Queen's Bedchamber site of grace.

From the Queen’s Bedchamber:

• Head out of the Bedchamber to the balcony.
• Jump over the railing onto the large branch below, and descend down the large branch to the bottom (towards the dragon’s head).
• Enter the large open doorway.
• The Golden Order Principia is in the chair on your left (west).

Step 3: The Golden Order Principia - Your Ticket to... Enlightenment?

Once you're in Ashen Capital, you're looking for the Golden Order Principia. This holy book-thingy is your key to unlocking the Law of Regression. Think of it like the textbook you need to cheat on the final exam... except the final exam is Elden Ring, and the answer is "cure everything."

You'll find the Golden Order Principia in the ruins of the Erdtree Sanctuary. This is the big church-like building in the heart of Leyndell. Remember the room where you fought Godfrey? Yeah, that's the place. Only now it's covered in ash and probably smells like burnt toast. How cozy!

Step 4: Time to Learn Some Magic! (Finally!)

Now that you have the Golden Order Principia, head back to a Roundtable Hold. Visit any vendor that sells incantations. Give them the book, and they'll say something along the lines of, "Oh, cool, a book. I guess I can sell you the incantation it unlocks now." You can then purchase the Law of Regression for a measly 10,000 runes.

Congratulations! You've officially bought the Law of Regression! All that's left is to cast it.

Step 5: The Grand Finale - Solving the Mystery (And Getting That Ending!)

Okay, so you have the Law of Regression. Now what? Well, here comes the really weird part. You're going to use it to solve a murder mystery. Yes, you read that right. Elden Ring, the game about dragons and demigods, suddenly becomes an episode of CSI: The Lands Between.

Teleport to the Erdtree Sanctuary Site of Grace again, then ride the elevator down. Walk across the giant branch to the large doorway (that you probably fell through a few times trying to get there in the first place).

• In the centre of the room are statues of Radagon and Marika.
• Cast Law of Regression while STANDING DIRECTLY IN THE CENTRE OF THE ROOM. If you don't stand in the correct position, the incantation won't work.
• After the incantation is cast, a message will appear, revealing the answer to the riddle.

Once you've solved the mystery, a hidden path will open, leading you to... well, I won't spoil it. Let's just say it's a very important part of unlocking the Age of Order ending. And who knows? Maybe you'll even find some cool loot along the way. Because that's what Elden Ring is all about: solving puzzles, defeating bosses, and hoarding shiny things. What's not to love?

Bonus Tip: Don't Forget to Re-Spec (Again!)

Once you've used the Law of Regression for its intended purpose, don't forget to head back to Rennala and respec your stats! Unless you've suddenly developed a burning passion for casting spells, you probably want to go back to your preferred build. After all, those big sticks aren't going to swing themselves!

And there you have it, Tarnished! A complete guide to getting the Law of Regression in Elden Ring. It's a long and winding road, filled with peril, puzzles, and the occasional dragon-induced existential crisis. But hey, at least you get to cure yourself of Scarlet Rot along the way. Happy adventuring!