How To Get Every Glove In Slap Battles
Okay, so you wanna be a Slap Battles glove collector, huh? Like, catch 'em all style? I get it! It's a noble quest. A slightly time-consuming one, maybe. But hey, who needs sleep when you can slap people with increasingly ridiculous handwear?
First things first, let's break down the basics. You need to understand the different categories. We’re talking gloves you buy with slaps (easy peasy!), gloves you get from achievements (a bit grindy), and then the special ones. Those are the ones that require… let’s just say, dedication. And maybe a little luck. Okay, a LOT of luck.
The Easy Peasy (Slaps Required) Gloves
These are your bread and butter, your starter pack. Things like the Default glove (duh!), Rebound, Reverse, you know the drill. Just rack up those slaps by, well, slapping people! It's pretty self-explanatory, right? Think of it like... virtual high fives, but with slightly more force.
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Don't underestimate these! They might seem basic, but mastering them is key to surviving the chaos. Plus, you need them to unlock other stuff. It's all connected, see?
The Achievement Hunter Gloves
Alright, now we're talking challenges. These usually involve doing specific things, like getting a certain number of slaps in a single round, surviving for a certain amount of time (easier said than done, trust me), or, yikes, even rebirthing. Rebirths, am I right? A necessary evil, but hey, more power!
Keep an eye on the achievements list in the game. That's your roadmap. Some are straightforward; others will make you question your life choices. Is it worth it for a glove? The answer is always yes. (Don’t tell my therapist I said that.)
Pro tip: Focus on one achievement at a time. Don't try to juggle five different challenges at once. You'll just end up frustrated and possibly launch your phone across the room. Not that I've ever done that...
The Special… Very Special Gloves
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This is where things get interesting. And by interesting, I mean potentially soul-crushing. These gloves require specific events, sometimes with ridiculously low probabilities. Think waiting for a specific time of day, hoping for a rare item to spawn, or even coordinating with other players. Teamwork makes the dream work... sometimes.
For example, some require finding a hidden item. Others require surviving an onslaught of… well, let’s just say things get weird in Slap Battles. Very, very weird.
The best advice I can give you for these is to do your research! YouTube and the Slap Battles Wiki are your friends. Find out exactly what you need to do, and be prepared to spend some time (and maybe lose a few brain cells) trying to get them.
And don't be afraid to ask for help! The Slap Battles community can be surprisingly helpful (when they're not busy slapping you into oblivion). Join a Discord server, ask questions in chat, and maybe even make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are).
The Grind, The Pain, The Glory!
Look, I'm not gonna lie, getting every glove in Slap Battles is a grind. It's gonna take time, effort, and a whole lot of patience. But the feeling you get when you finally unlock that elusive glove? Priceless! Pure, unadulterated gloved glory!
So, there you have it. My (slightly rambling) guide to glove collecting in Slap Battles. Now get out there and start slapping! And remember, it's just a game… mostly. Good luck!
P.S. If you see me in the arena, maybe… maybe… don't slap me too hard, okay?
