How To Get A Free Home Makeover 2021

Want a free home makeover? Who doesn't, right? Forget those home improvement shows. They're lovely, but… unrealistic.

Step 1: Befriend a Lottery Winner

This is, in my humble opinion, the most reliable method. Find someone who just won big. Become their new best friend.

Offer to organize their sock drawer or something. Casually mention your "slightly dated" kitchen. Works every time... maybe.

(Unpopular Opinion Alert!)

Reality TV? Overrated. Winning the lottery? Way more practical. Don't @ me.

Step 2: Guilt Trip Your Family (Slightly)

Remember that time you helped your cousin move? Remind them. Frequently.

Subtly (or not so subtly) point out the peeling paint in your living room. And your mom's amazing decorating skills. She'll feel obligated. It's science.

My sister is always remodeling. Clearly, she needs a new project. My house.

Step 3: Marry an Interior Designer

This requires foresight. And a genuine connection, of course. But think of the perks!

Suddenly, your beige walls become "tragically neutral." Your outdated furniture is now "a fascinating antique begging for restoration." It's a win-win!

You also might end up living with a velvet couch you secretly hate. Trade-offs, people. Trade-offs.

Step 4: Become a Local Landmark (Accidentally)

Grow the biggest pumpkin in the county. Decorate your house with synchronized Christmas lights. Do something memorable.

The local news might feature your home. Then, sponsors will flock, offering free upgrades for the publicity. It's all about visibility!

Disclaimer: This may also attract unwanted tourists. Weigh the pros and cons.

Step 5: "Accidentally" Flood Your Bathroom

Okay, okay, this one is a bit risky. But hear me out!

A minor (and I stress MINOR) plumbing mishap could lead to an insurance claim. That claim could lead to new tile. New tile leads to… the world is your oyster!

I am not suggesting arson. Just a… strategically placed sponge. Consult your insurance policy first. And maybe a lawyer.

Step 6: Embrace the "Before"

Honestly, sometimes the best makeover is realizing your home is already perfect. Imperfectly perfect.

Learn to love the mismatched furniture and the questionable color choices. It tells a story. Your story!

Plus, think of all the money you'll save. You can use it to buy more lottery tickets. For step one.

Bonus Tip: Manifestation!

Visualize your dream home. Write down your goals. Tell the universe what you want. (It also helps to whisper it into your pillow every night.)

The universe may or may not deliver. But it's worth a shot, right? Especially if all the other steps fail.

Maybe the universe will send that lottery winning interior designer to your door!

So there you have it. My foolproof (mostly) guide to getting a free home makeover in 2021. Good luck, and happy scheming! (I mean, uh, decorating.)

Remember, the best home is a happy home. Even if it has questionable wallpaper and a slightly leaky faucet.

And if all else fails, just call Martha Stewart. She probably owes someone a favor.