How To Get A Free Disney Plus Account

Let's talk about Disney Plus. Everyone wants it. But nobody wants to pay for another streaming service, right?

The Obvious (and Slightly Boring) Ways

Okay, so first, let's get the dull stuff out of the way. We all know these exist. But are they really free?

Begging Your Relatives

This is a classic. Find that generous cousin. The one who always buys the family pizza. Politely suggest they add you to their account. Bonus points if you offer to "babysit" their kids (who probably just watch Disney Plus anyway).

Just remember to say "Thank you!" after. It's called being a good house guest or family member.

Mooching Off Your Ex (Maybe?)

Okay, this is where it gets dicey. Proceed with extreme caution! Is the relationship truly over? Or are there lingering feelings (and a shared Disney Plus account)?

Assess the situation carefully. Maybe just…don’t. Some things are better left in the past. Especially legal fees.

The "Free Trial" Shuffle

Ah, the free trial. A beautiful, fleeting moment of pure, unadulterated Disney bliss. Sign up, binge-watch The Mandalorian, and then…cancel!

The trick? Create a new email address each time. Maybe a different credit card too? Just kidding... mostly. This is purely hypothetical, of course.

Now for the Really Good Stuff

Tired of playing by the rules? Me too. Let's explore some…alternative methods. Remember, I'm just spitballing here! This is all for entertainment purposes only.

Become a Disney Princess (or Prince!)

Hear me out. What if you actually worked for Disney? Imagine greeting guests at Disney World. Or even better, being the face character for Mickey Mouse himself!

Free Disney Plus? Probably part of the employee benefits package. Plus, you get to wear ridiculously fun outfits!

Marry Someone Who Works at Disney

Okay, this is playing the long game. Find a partner. A partner who happens to be employed by the Mouse House. Woo them with your charm. Your wit. And your unwavering love for all things Disney.

The free Disney Plus is just a bonus. Right? ...Right?

Convince Disney You're a Lost Mouseketeer

This one requires some serious dedication. Research the original Mickey Mouse Club. Learn their routines. Perfect your singing voice.

Then, show up at Disney HQ, claiming you were kidnapped as a child. Tell them you deserve compensation. In the form of free streaming.

Hold Disney Hostage (Figuratively, Of Course!)

Threaten to reveal the secret recipe for Dole Whip. Claim you will expose the truth behind all the rides. Or, just say you will give spoiler alerts of all the new releases.

I'm obviously joking! Don't actually do this. You'll probably get arrested. And definitely won't get free Disney Plus.

The Moral of the Story?

Look, I'm not saying you should do any of these things. Especially the hostage one. I'm just saying…there are options. Sort of.

Maybe just pay for the subscription. Or maybe not. Your call. But remember, laughter is free. And that's almost as good as free Disney Plus.

Or not.

Ultimately, the easiest way to get Disney Plus is to subscribe. But where's the fun in that?