How To Cancel Amazon Prime Free Trial 2019

Okay, let's talk about something a little controversial. Something many pretend doesn't exist. Something called the Amazon Prime Free Trial Cancellation. Yeah, I said it. I’m not afraid!

We've all been there, right? Lured in by the siren song of free two-day shipping. The endless movies and shows. The promise of a better, faster, Prime-ified life.

The Allure of Prime (and its Potential Downfall)

Prime is tempting. I get it. Who doesn't want packages arriving faster than you can say "add to cart"? Especially when there are deals around every corner.

But then…the trial period looms. The date is circled on your mental calendar like a doomsday countdown. The dreaded auto-renewal date, getting closer and closer.

Suddenly you start realizing you only watched one movie. And ordered, like, three things total. You may even start considering you don't really need free shipping on that novelty mustache comb.

Mission: Impossible – Cancel the Prime Trial

So, how do you escape the clutches of Prime's ongoing subscription? Well, first thing's first: breathe. It's not as scary as it seems. Don't be intimidated!

Here's the lowdown on how to (allegedly, of course) cancel that 2019 free trial. Even if it seems like a distant memory now. The steps are probably still valid though.

First, head over to Amazon. Obvious, I know. But hey, gotta start somewhere. You're going to have to sign in.

Navigate to your account. Look for something along the lines of “Your Account” or “Account & Lists”. Click it!

Once inside, scroll down. Look for something related to Prime Membership. It might be hiding, like a shy squirrel, but it's there!

Click on “Manage Membership”. Amazon might try to guilt trip you here. Prepare yourself for statements about all the benefits you'll miss. Stay strong!

On the “Manage Membership” page, look for an option to “End Membership”. They'll likely make you click a couple of times and confirm it.

Don’t be surprised if they offer you a discounted rate. Or even more free stuff. Resist the temptation! Your goal is freedom.

Just keep clicking through the prompts. Confirming your decision. Until you see that glorious confirmation message. The one that says you've successfully canceled.

A pro tip? Set a reminder on your phone immediately after signing up. That way, you won't forget to cancel before the deadline. The early bird gets the free trial, and doesn't accidentally gets billed!

And that's it! You’ve successfully navigated the treacherous waters of the Amazon Prime free trial cancellation. Celebrate with a non-Prime purchased treat. You deserve it!

Disclaimer: These instructions are based on the procedures in 2019. Amazon may have updated the process since then. So, always double-check and follow the latest instructions on their website.

This is all purely theoretical, of course. I would never actually cancel my Prime membership. Maybe.

But seriously, knowing how to cancel is always a good skill. Even if you never use it! And this also work for other subscriptions.

Happy canceling! Or, you know, happy Prime-ing. Whatever floats your boat (delivered in two days, of course).