How To Befriend Numemon Digimon Survive

Alright, gather 'round, folks, because we’re about to embark on a quest. A quest not for gold, not for glory, but for the unwavering friendship of… Numemon. Yes, you heard me right. That poop-flinging, slimy, perpetually-disappointed Digimon. In Digimon Survive, no less! I know, I know, you're probably thinking, "Why Numemon? Of all the majestic, powerful Digimon, why would I waste my precious time befriending that?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to tell you why, and more importantly, how.

First, let's address the elephant (or should I say, the pile of…). Numemon gets a bad rap. Sure, its attacks involve hurling its own… well, let’s just say “biological waste” at its enemies. And yes, its appearance is… less than inspiring. But underneath that slippery exterior lies a Digimon with a heart (probably shaped like a digestive tract, but a heart nonetheless!). Plus, befriending a Numemon is like a badge of honor. It shows you're not afraid to get your hands dirty (literally!). And who knows, maybe it'll evolve into something surprisingly awesome. (Spoiler alert: it can!)

So, you're convinced? Excellent! Let's dive into the nitty-gritty (more poop jokes incoming, be warned!). Befriending Digimon in Digimon Survive isn't about brute force; it's about communication. It's about understanding their weird, often unsettling, thought processes. Think of it as extreme speed dating, only instead of awkward silences and bad pickup lines, you get the potential for projectile… you know. Okay, I’ll stop.

The Art of Numemon Seduction: A Step-by-Step Guide

Here’s your survival guide to befriending Numemon, broken down into easily digestible (sorry, I did it again!) chunks:

1. Finding Your Numemon

First things first, you need to actually find a Numemon. They typically lurk in the Free Battle areas. Keep an eye out in areas with a bit of an ahem “unpleasant” atmosphere. You know, where the flowers are wilting and the air smells vaguely of regret. Think sewers, abandoned warehouses, or your uncle's basement after he's made his "special" chili. (Okay, I’m really stopping with the gross jokes now… promise!)

2. Initiating the Conversation (Without Passing Out)

Once you've located your slimy target, engage it in battle. During the battle, you’ll have the option to "Talk." This is where the magic (or the madness) happens. Choosing "Talk" triggers a little Q&A session where Numemon will pose questions or make bizarre statements. Your goal is to respond in a way that resonates with its… unique… worldview. This is where knowing the proper responses is key!

3. Decoding the Numemon Mind: What Makes It Tick?

This is the crucial part. Numemon’s questions are often… cryptic, to say the least. Thankfully, I've compiled a handy (and slightly disturbing) list of questions and the best responses to guarantee a friendship blossom (or, at least, avoid getting slimed in the face).

• Question: "Do you think I'm weak?"
  Best Response: "You're plenty strong!" (Lie through your teeth. Confidence is key, even if it's misplaced.)
• Question: "I wish I was strong..."
  Best Response: "Keep training hard!" (Encouragement! Just what a poop-flinging Digimon needs.)
• Question: "Being strong is such a pain."
  Best Response: "You can take breaks." (Even Numemon needs a day off. From flinging… you know.)
• Question: "Wanna hang out and do nothing?"
  Best Response: "That sounds fun!" (Embrace the laziness. It's the Numemon way.)
• Question: "Do you think I'm cool?"
  Best Response: "You're one-of-a-kind!" (Because, let's face it, there's nothing quite like a Numemon.)
• Question: "If I evolve, will I become amazing?"
  Best Response: "Of course, you will." (Positive affirmation is always a good strategy!)

Important Note: These aren't the only correct answers, but they're the ones that consistently yield the best results. Experiment at your own risk! (And maybe wear a Hazmat suit.)

4. The Friendship Meter: Gauging Your Progress

After each response, you'll see an on-screen indicator showing how well you're connecting with Numemon. Aim for at least three positive responses (indicated by little smiley faces or hearts) to maximize your chances of success. If you screw up and give a wrong answer, don't despair! You'll get another chance.

5. The Moment of Truth: Will Numemon Join Your Team?

If you manage to impress Numemon with your insightful conversation skills, it'll offer to join your team! Huzzah! You've successfully befriended a… well, a Numemon. Give yourself a pat on the back (and maybe wash your hands). If it rejects you, don't take it personally. Just try again with a different Numemon. There are plenty of them out there, eagerly awaiting your… attention.

Why Bother? The Unexpected Benefits of Numemon Friendship

Okay, let’s be real, Numemon isn’t winning any beauty contests or power rankings. So why go through all this trouble? Here’s the kicker:

• Evolution Potential: Numemon is a stepping stone! It can evolve into some surprisingly powerful Digimon, depending on your choices and the story route you're on. Think of it as the ultimate underdog story! From zero to hero (or, at least, from zero to slightly-less-gross hero).
• Early Game Utility: While not a powerhouse, Numemon can be useful in the early stages of the game. Its attacks, while… unconventional, can still deal decent damage. Plus, it's a great conversation starter. "Hey, check out my Numemon!" instant street cred (maybe).
• The Satisfaction: Let's face it, befriending a Numemon is a challenge. It's a testament to your patience, your understanding, and your ability to stomach (sorry!) the less-than-pleasant aspects of the digital world. It's a quirky accomplishment you can brag about at dinner parties (if your dinner guests have a strong constitution).
• Completionist Dreams: If you're a completionist, you'll need to befriend a Numemon to unlock all the Digimon in the game. Don't let that 100% completion rate elude you! Embrace the slime!

So, there you have it! Your comprehensive (and hopefully hilarious) guide to befriending Numemon in Digimon Survive. Go forth, be brave, and remember to bring hand sanitizer. You’re going to need it. Good luck, and may your friendship with Numemon be a long and… fragrant… one. (Okay, I'm really done with the poop jokes now. Seriously.) Happy Digimon-ing!