How Many Episodes Of Blind Auditions On The Voice

Seriously, How Many Blind Auditions Episodes Are There?!

Okay, let’s be real. The Voice is great, right? Talented singers, spinning chairs, and celebrity coaches fighting for their favorites. But does anyone else feel like the blind auditions just. keep. going?

I'm not saying I don't enjoy them. I do! The suspense is real. But after a certain point, I start to wonder if they're just stretching it out.

Is it just me?

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion. But honestly, by episode four of the blind auditions, I'm ready for the battle rounds. I'm itching to see some vocal sparring, you know?

I start feeling like I've seen every possible singing style. And every possible sob story. Don't get me wrong, I empathize! But my tear ducts can only handle so much.

Then I start wondering, how much of the drama is real. Are they really this shocked when someone picks another coach? Do they really not know what song is going to be sung? Hmmm...

The Endless Chairs

Seriously, those chairs spin around so much during the blind auditions. I'm surprised they haven't broken down yet. It's a testament to great engineering, really.

Sometimes I think the coaches are just pressing their buttons because they're bored. Or maybe they just like the sound the button makes.

And can we talk about the blocking? That adds a whole new layer of strategic silliness! Poor Blake Shelton... always getting blocked.

A Modest Proposal (Okay, Not Really)

I'm not saying they should get rid of the blind auditions entirely. That's crazy talk! It's the whole premise of the show.

But maybe... maybe just condense it a bit? Could we maybe do it in, say, three episodes? Maybe two? I'm just spitballing here.

Think of all the time we'd save! We could get to the good stuff faster. The battles, the knockouts, the live performances... the real competition.

The Heart Wants What It Wants

Look, I get it. The producers want to build suspense. They want to introduce us to all the contestants before throwing them into the ring.

But sometimes, less is more. Especially when we're talking about a singing competition that runs for months.

I always watch it! I'll complain about it, I'll question it, but in the end, The Voice has me hooked! It just is how it is.

Maybe I'm Just Impatient

Okay, okay, maybe I'm just impatient. Maybe I want everything NOW. Blame it on the internet age!

But still, I can't help but feel like those blind auditions could be a little... snappier. A little more concise. You know?

So, next season, let's all keep track. Let's see exactly how many episodes they dedicate to those spinning chairs. And then, let's discuss.

The Final Note (For Now)

In the end, I will keep watching. Every season. Every episode. Even all those blind auditions. I am, it seems, a glutton for punishment and have fully accepted the inevitable.

It's just that I'm always a little shocked by the amount of blind audition episodes. Isn't everyone?

So, let's just all agree that while the blind auditions are good, perhaps there's room for improvement. Or, at the very least, maybe someone can invent a fast-forward button for my brain.